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just put the posts in the bag, okay? she/it

[kirachune]

old graves art

[nerdy-catfish]

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[jmfenner91]

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[biggestpball]

lizard log

[dogpuppy]

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

[bedupolker]

here are some ideas for fish characters if you dont want to fully give up that popular carnivoran look:

[shmakokrak]

[quadrupleaffirmative]

SO AMAZING!!!

[heirstothestars]

she has a headache :(

[sportsandlaughs]

[imcertly]

hydra

[emily-e-draws]

Camouflage 🍅🐉🌿

[dragongirlbunny]

reporting a trans woman for "NSFW" (completely normal selfie in a tshirt) - 1 button press

reporting a nazi: navigate through several menus, have receipts on hand, write us not one but two short form essays and solve my riddles three or an error message is awaiting for thee

[waspsalad]

Yummers…?

From Casualties: Unknown

[trilli0ntv]

BONUS UNDER CUT

second encounter.

this is a continuation of this

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵