Welcome To H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

An omgcp trash blog! I want to thank high creator ngozi for blessing us with this beautiful comic. All images belong to her! Prompts are totally accepted, I'm a ship slut so bring 'em on! You can find my main at thebravelittleposter

[halfabreath]

More 2026 Check, Please! Headcanons:

Every character has now played pickleball and they’re all extremely competitive about it

Holsom are not invited to office karaoke nights because both of them get Weird About Holster Singing Chappel Roan

2020 fully radicalized Dex and he’s a Union guy now

Lardo and Shitty are the Kitchen Table Polyamorous Menaces of their neighborhood

Holster’s into crypto (derogatory)

Ollie and Wicks have a show on the Magnolia Network

Chowder has won the Stanley Cup 3 times

Bitty is in a feud with the James Beard Foundation

Nursey is published and terrorizes BookTok

Whiskey is okay :)

[archaeologicalnews]

Roman chariot unearthed 'almost intact' near Pompeii

An ornate Roman chariot has been discovered “almost intact” near Italy’s buried city of Pompeii, the archaeological park announced on Saturday, calling it a discovery with “no parallel” in the country.

The four-wheeled processional carriage was found in the portico to stables where the remains of three horses were unearthed in 2018, including one still in its harness.

Pompeii was buried in boiling lava when Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 AD, killing between 2,000 and 15,000 people.

“A large ceremonial chariot with four wheels, along with its iron components, beautiful bronze and tin decorations, mineralised wood remains and imprints of organic materials (from the ropes to the remains of floral decoration), has been discovered almost intact,” a statement issued by the archaeological park said.

“This is an exceptional discovery… which has no parallel in Italy thus far—in an excellent state of preservation." Read more.

[smh-at-nursey]

"Dex is to Whiskey what Bitty was to Dex" yes correct but also Dex is a little bitch. Whiskey is getting none of that sweet Bitty understanding he's getting angry Dex understanding.

They're gonna be in the Haus together one day and Whiskey will be feeling weird but he has nowhere else to hang and Dex will just go "We're making pie" like outta nowhere and Whiskey is like whatever dude and Dex is like, no we are making pie

And next thing he knows Whiskey is in the kitchen and Dex is showing him how to make pie and telling him how he pretty much takes his anger out when kneading dough and how baking can be very grounding and Whiskey is like, right this dude is not subtle, but he does what he's told and does find himself feeling a little less weird.

And he gets some pie so that's nice

And like it becomes a thing? He just finds Dex and Dex goes "we're making pie" and off they go and it feels slightly ridiculous but the team love pie they don't care that Whiskey and Dex made one nearly every day for 2 weeks straight. And as they bake Dex and Whiskey get talking and it's surprisingly nice. Whiskey knew the guy was good at hockey and was happy he became captain but like, there's more to captain than he realised and Dex is good at it.

And then one day they're baking and Chowder comes in and leans on the counter and talks to Dex about some comp sci project that makes Dex's shoulders tense but he relaxes as he rolls dough and he and Chowder come to some agreement on the project and then Chowder takes some fruit from the pie ingredients and Dex swats his hand and Chowder laughs and winks at Whiskey as he sneaks more and Whiskey laughs and it's just really nice and Whiskey wonders why he didn't try connecting with them sooner really

And another day Tango comes in and Tango is his friend but sometimes he gets overwhelmed because Tango likes to talk and he's not used to that really, can't relate, but Dex hands him the rolling pin and Whiskey finds it helps and Tango asks them about the pie and baking and then he's asking Dex about the oven and then his questions turn back on Whiskey and next thing he knows Whiskey is showing Tango how to bake a little and Dex is standing to the side with a proud smile on his face and Whiskey thinks "this is good, this is actually really great"

And there's other people just passing through the kitchen, there's Hops and Bully planning a kegster, there's Ford talking team management with Dex as he whisks, there's Nursey looking for a plaster and an ice packet and some sympathy and just getting fondly chirped instead.

And there's the alumni visits, Jack Zimmermann walking around like it's normal, and Ransom and Holster "just checking in and hey let's party while we're here might as well" and next time Bitty comes to visit he finds Whiskey baking and he smiles and says something to Dex that makes him smile and Whiskey just thinks yeah, this is family.

[tronnies-art-blog]

Swiggity swag B)

See it first and much more on Patreon!

[peanutdoodler]

Ford doodles!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Freshman year it’s eight flames flickering in the window of a half-empty dorm room and 

sophomore year it’s eight flames dotting the dresser of a half-empty upstairs room as he gives a stumbling explanation to Shitty, who’s finally wearing clothes as a Chanukkah gift, and 

junior year it’s eight flames dancing on the least flammable surface he and Holster could find, which was the kitchen table except even that didn’t turn out to hockey-player-proof, but it’s funny if you think about it, kind of, it’s like barely singed, and

senior year it’s eight flames shining on the kitchen window sill and it’s snowing out and Shitty and Lardo keep hiding gelt in the hood of Holster’s sweatshirt, and the kitchen smells like delicious fried dough and that one horrible latke Ransom made before he got banned from the stove, and Bitty’s laughing, and Jack thinks there’s a golden glow to it all. Something’s shining bright in the glow from the menorah. He thinks it might be all of them.

[gayhockeyhellhole]

the haus supper by leonardo da vinci (1490s)

[hahamarriedyetwhat]

thank you for the christian lore @unconventional-turtle

[shiftythrifting]

Found this bear at Salvation Army that I really vibed with, but sadly it was not meant to be.

[lesbasketsjaunes]

based on this

[maturiin]

shitty and lardo have helped me cope with exams stress

[ink-shaming]

Do u even lift, bro????????

(usually yes, fairly easily, but Bitty’s distracted)

[valleyghost]

smmmmoooch

[parvuls]

omgcp fashion → lardo’s best looks

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[funkyness]

he can't drink that. he has a mask on. he did it for the aesthetic and the aesthetic only. king.

[derekpoetssociety]

[jacksbits]

pictured: in yellow, the reasonable route from the library to the haus. in red, what jack wanted to do. (x)

good lord.

[jacksbits]

#jack u big fucking ding dong #see what i love about cp is that #if u read it thru alone like i did #with no extras or tweets #then it seems like the cute fast-paced love story #of a sweet lil southern baker and a tragic hockey robot #but once you get into the tweets it’s like #this tiny southern sass master and this huge fucking loser accidentally date for a year #without fucking realizing it #seriously jack wtf (tags via @eve-baird)