More 2026 Check, Please! Headcanons:
Every character has now played pickleball and they’re all extremely competitive about it
Holsom are not invited to office karaoke nights because both of them get Weird About Holster Singing Chappel Roan
2020 fully radicalized Dex and he’s a Union guy now
Lardo and Shitty are the Kitchen Table Polyamorous Menaces of their neighborhood
Holster’s into crypto (derogatory)
Ollie and Wicks have a show on the Magnolia Network
Chowder has won the Stanley Cup 3 times
Bitty is in a feud with the James Beard Foundation
Nursey is published and terrorizes BookTok
Whiskey is okay :)






















