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God bless.
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Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.
Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.
Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore
Reblog if you're proudly a pretzel-eating, childless whore.
Don’t get me wrong, I like kids, but if Disneyland had some sort of blackout dates where no kids were allowed, I’d pay the no-doubt hefty ticket price to go at least once.
And an opinion that I know makes some parents REALLY angry: there is no point in taking babies or toddlers to a theme park. Theme parks are overwhelming and involve long lines. No infant or toddler I’ve ever known has coped well with those things.
Also like, they’re probably gonna forget it ever happened??? So you basically spent a shit ton of money for what, for the sake of being able to say you took your kid to DW when they’re not old enough to remember? And I bet a lot of these parents will hold it over their kids’ heads...
This just makes me even more motivated to go to Disney World by myself
Same here lol. I bet that shit is fun
She posted this at 1am. You can’t convince me that she didn’t down a bottle of tequila with hubby after the kids were sleep prior to posting this. Fun times.
I’m going next year no kids, also she dumb as fuck for not getting her fast passes. also they have mobile order at DW
LIZZO
Niggas and Dental Hygiene
[Over my Friend’s House, Watching Tv]
Friend: You wanna know something that i’ve noticed bro?
Me: What?
Friend: I’ve noticed that the companies that make toothbrushes have made their bristles harder over the years.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: I mean what i said. like the bristles on the toothbrushes have gotten harder.
Me: Yea but how do you know that? From what i can tell the bristles on the brushes haven’t changed in terms of hardness.
Friend: Well if that’s the case then how come when i brush my teeth my gums bleed?
Me:
Me: …huh?
Friend: Hooow coooome every time i brush my teeth, my gums bleed??
Friend: If the toothbrush bristles weren’t too hard then my gums wouldn’t bleed after using them.
Me: or… you’re not brushing your teeth enough… and now you might have some gum disease because of it…
Friend: That doesn’t even make sense. How am i going to get a gum disease when i brush my teeth at least 3 times a week?
Me:
Me: you… you know you’re suppose to brush your teeth everyday right?… like twice a day…
Friend: Twice a day, Everyday?? No you’re not.
Me: Yes you are or you can get serious mouth issues… like bleeding gums..
Friend: Bro why would i brush my teeth everyday if i don’t use them everyday
Me: wh-
Me: what do you mean you don’t use them everyday?….
Friend: Bro what are you deaf today? I don’t use my teeth everyday so i don’t need to brush them everyday.
Me: Nigga don’t you eat everyday!?
Friend: Yea
Me: THEN YOU NEED TO BRUSH THEM EVERYDAY!
Friend: Bro you’re acting like im eating chocolate everyday or something. Im eating regular stuff like chicken, burgers and hoagies. Those things don’t stay on your teeth like candy or something. They slide off as you chew.
Me: BUT THEY DO THO!!
Me: Haven’t you ever heard of plaque buildup!? Just because you can’t see the small amount of food getting stuck to your teeth doesn’t mean it isn’t happening!
Friend: duh i get that. What i’m saying is that the stuff i eat is light and doesn’t stick so much. So i can usually go a day or two without having to brush my teeth.
Me: Bruh what about your fucking tongue and throat! How are you going to stop bad breath!?
Friend: My nigga why do you think they made gums and mints??
Friend: Hell chewing gum is damn near like brushing your teeth since the gum is constantly rubbing against your teeth. I always keep at least 1 pack on me.
Me: Lol, this is a joke. You’re not serious *starts to laugh*
Friend: Bro how am i joking, this is basic hygiene.
Friend: Honestly i don’t think you need to brush your teeth at all. It’s a self cleaning system just like a vagina
Me: …
Me: Like a what?
Friend: like a vagi-
Me: LIKE A FUCKING WHAT!!!!????
Friend: Bro calm down..
Me: NO! You are not going to sit here and compare a mouth to a vagina and say they are the same thing!
Friend: I’m not saying they’re the same thing, they just clean themselves the same. What do you think the Golgi bodies in your mouth is for?
Me: Golgi Bodies..
Me: GOLGI BODIES!!!
Friend: Can you stop yelling
Me: No!! every time i come over you have some stupid shit to say *pulls out phone*
Friend: Bro who are you calling
Me: Shut up *calls my cousin*
Cousin: Hello?
Me: Ayo i have a question to ask. I honestly have so many questions, but we don’t have the time or lifespan to go over it all.
Cousin: Umm.. ok
Me: Aren’t you suppose to brush your teeth more than 3 times a week
Cousin: Hell yea bro, that’s common sense.
Me: Thank you
Cousin: You gotta atleast brush your teeth 4-5 times a week
Me:
Me: *hangs up phone*
Yuck Mouth: Bro.. you really need to relax
Me: Im.. Im just done with everything at this point *starts to walk out*
Me: Niggas out here eating vagina’s thinking that their mouth is one
Yuck Mouth: I never said-
Me:
I honestly don’t have a ending message for this one because… it’s just so appalling that people are out here living like this.
Ladies and Gentlemen Please Brush Your Teeth
and please don’t go down on anyone having a yuck mouth..
No one deserves that..
LMAOOO I’M WEAK ASF ON THIS BOAT 😭💀
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THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE
Greatest plot twist of my childhood. LOL
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
This spoke to my soul wth
I feel attacked.
Ain't nothing wrong with chubby stomachs.
I should be on a boat right now, floating down a canal somewhere in Europe with the love of my life eating fancy bread 🥖
so why tf did they bring me into that shit
Facts tho
My girl made me appreciate my thighs more. They dumb thicc
They mad delicious
Come motorboat em