SenselessTurnip

Hello! I’m a vegetable

[senselessturnip]

Just got a code working after like five hours. At first in genuinely was wrong, but for like the last hour or so it was just the system fucking up. I can get way to focused when I’m trying to make something work and end up wasting so much time. Just yesterday I accidentally set my Ace Attorney to Japanese, and then spent 1,5 hours getting it back. Am I just dumb lol, or are other people like this too?

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: ¡ROMAN! ¡ROMANNN!

Roman: Hey Pat, you ok?

Patton: ¡Roman, no puedo dejar de hablar español!

Roman: That’s ok, I know Spanish-

Patton: ¡No no! ¡No hablo español!

Roman: But- you’re hablar-ing español-

Patton: ¿Qué está pasando?

Roman: Well what’s pasando is that you’re speaking Spanish, padre!

Patton: ¡NO HABLO! ESPAÑOL!!

Roman: Well then, what happened before this??

Patton: ¡Esta mañana me golpeé la cabeza y ahora todo está en español!

Roman: Well you should try hitting yourself in the head again!

Patton: :o ¿Mi cabeza?

Roman: Your cabeza-

Patton: Bueno, si no hay más remedio :(

*Patton runs straight into the wall head first and bounces off*

Roman: PAT ARE YOU OK?

Patton: It’s ok, it only hurts a little bit- hey! I’m speaking English again!

Roman: Graças a Deus você está bem-

Patton: -but now I’m only hearing Portuguese, I think I should go to the doctor-

[darklight-owl]

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

How screwed are your loved ones

Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.

They should be fine with a bit of prep.

Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.

I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...

No chance of survival whatsoever.

I'm were-bald (see results)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

[such-a-downer]

Okayyy so...

Then I shall become...

[senselessturnip]

I got badger. I think a human sized badger would be pretty darn dangerous. They’re dangerous enough at regular size. I mean they are REALLY cute, but that is a LIE. Dangerous animals that are also cute are the most dangerous, because some people forget that they’re not plush toys.

I mean look at how cute it is. Luckily badgers are pretty docile. Don’t act stupid around animals, people!

[senselessturnip]

Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is good, but it should have way more cookie dough in it. That’s something everyone agrees with, right? I mean, it’s the best part.

[senselessturnip]

Man, I feel like my art has been sucking lately. I’ve been trying to finish stuff anyway though. A lot of the time you end up liking it more than you thought you would, and you can better see what you can improve on. Maybe I should start posting some of my more sketchy stuff on here. I post finished art elsewhere and I’d rather not post the same thing on several platforms.

[senselessturnip]

Hey, remember how the staircase to the Gryffindor girls dormitory in Harry Potter turns into a slide when boys step on it? How would that work with trans guys?

Imagine: a first year closeted trans boy. He gets sorted into Gryffindor and tries to enter the girls dormitory. Only to get outed in front of his housemates by the god damn stairs.

[senselessturnip]

I hate how it feels like it’s late just because it’s dark during winter. It’s only 4, so why does it have to feel like it’s later??

[senselessturnip]

Actively learning why you shouldn’t drink coffee after lunch by waking up and not being able to sleep.

I know you shouldn’t in theory, but I guess I have to make the same mistake several times before I finally learn.

Update from the next morning: man, I was tired when I made this. I wasn’t even sure if I really made it or if it was just a dream.

[senselessturnip]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

And I haven’t posted shit