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eijiroukiriot

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

bigratbastard

fxr-yxur-amusement

chaos-storm

aaawunder

nomuru2d

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

official-lucifers-child

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

official-lucifers-child

i am wrong, what the fuck

ruriginzuishou

Me every time this post comes back

brucebocchi

fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us

residentevildash-moved

here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn

chubbinafatzarelli

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

serinos-kitt

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

artemistheartist

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

tsoki

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

airframeextender

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

black-geek-supremacy

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

paramud

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

kinetic-elaboration

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

itsthemissa-deactivated20260331

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

warmhappycat

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

steveover600

“Black Sheep”

oomshi

xeppeli

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

anxietyproblem

how

ommanyte

three best bangers of all time

jolene

rasputin

every time we touch

thebsdboys

whitepeopletwitter

life is back pain

anoriginalderivative

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

veerletakino

kaijutegu

Retromops!

A member of Züchterkreis für den Retromops- the breeding community for the retro pug in Germany- just shared some really amazing pug pictures. Retromops, or old style pugs, are an attempt to make pugs better. Retromops don’t have the same breathing problems; while they still are a brachycephalic breed, they actually DO have some muzzle, as well as better nostrils. (I’d personally like to see more nostril, but they’re still a work in progress.)

Hallmarks of the retropug include nostrils that can actually be used for breathing…

eyes that don’t pop out of the head…

enough muzzle to actually function…

and tails that aren’t a health hazard like screw tails are. In addition, retromops are tested for the gene that causes Pug Dog Encephalitis; only dogs without the gene are bred (so no carriers). But the most amazing thing to me? Seeing one of these dogs in action.

https://www.retromopszucht-vom-bromberg.com/english-version/

https://www.retromopszucht-vom-bromberg.com/

babyfairy

my friends: *say something funny online*

me:

anxietyproblem

#MOOD #I literally guilt trip myself every time i take my meds #like 'do i need this or am i just pretending?'

airsignz

yamujiburo

AU where Jessie and Ash travel together but then Jessie falls in love with Ash’s mom

yamujiburo

this post is doing better than i thought it would so of course now i have to explain the ages here lol

Jessie is 25 and always have been 25 in the anime (confirmed in the 2nd movie and the Mewtwo radio drama from the 1st movie). The idea that she and James are teenagers came from on blog post on tumblr with false info that everyone believed. She also lies about her age in the dub (a common gag in anime with vain characters like herself).