this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
Me every time this post comes back
$LAYYYTER
AnasAbdin
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@theartofmadeline
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we're not kids anymore.
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Keni

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
Me every time this post comes back
fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us
here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn
this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.
THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is
the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits
company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration
the law: You must pay them this and no less.
company: I shall pay them that and no more.
The law: you have to pay your employees
Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns
The law: you gotta increase wages
Company: we’ll cut hours
the law: you have to give raises
company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents
the law: employees have rights
company: around here we call them “independent contractors”
I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.
Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE
“Black Sheep”
It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.
three best bangers of all time
jolene
rasputin
every time we touch
life is back pain
i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.
I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.
Retromops!
A member of Züchterkreis für den Retromops- the breeding community for the retro pug in Germany- just shared some really amazing pug pictures. Retromops, or old style pugs, are an attempt to make pugs better. Retromops don’t have the same breathing problems; while they still are a brachycephalic breed, they actually DO have some muzzle, as well as better nostrils. (I’d personally like to see more nostril, but they’re still a work in progress.)
Hallmarks of the retropug include nostrils that can actually be used for breathing…
eyes that don’t pop out of the head…
enough muzzle to actually function…
and tails that aren’t a health hazard like screw tails are. In addition, retromops are tested for the gene that causes Pug Dog Encephalitis; only dogs without the gene are bred (so no carriers). But the most amazing thing to me? Seeing one of these dogs in action.
https://www.retromopszucht-vom-bromberg.com/english-version/
https://www.retromopszucht-vom-bromberg.com/
my friends: *say something funny online*
me:
AU where Jessie and Ash travel together but then Jessie falls in love with Ash’s mom
this post is doing better than i thought it would so of course now i have to explain the ages here lol
Jessie is 25 and always have been 25 in the anime (confirmed in the 2nd movie and the Mewtwo radio drama from the 1st movie). The idea that she and James are teenagers came from on blog post on tumblr with false info that everyone believed. She also lies about her age in the dub (a common gag in anime with vain characters like herself).
In Takeshi Shudo’s book, Pocket Monsters: The Animation, it’s stated that Delia had Ash 19 making her 29 currently.
me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *
me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
WHAT THE FUCK