Literally just a sentient can of mountain dew

What is grief,if not love that persists onwards?

[pbeeanjay]

fish out of water

[sentientmtndew]

SPN fans should make angels more bird-like I think

[sentientmtndew]

Aight but when you think about it the dracula flow meme IS what a vampire would realistically become after enough time. There's no way you could live for centuries like that and NOT have your empathy completely warped or become apathetic and callous,in this essay I will-

[bogosortbeat]

Smoking that Yellow Sign. Got me dreaming of the witch house, seeing non euclidian vistas of cyclopean masonry. Call my bitch an elder thing the way her mountains got me going mad. Popped the jewel of an ancient and terrible amulet, stumbled through the dream world to the plateau of Leng. Found the shriveled corpse of god on a throne of unidentifiable jade stone. Smoked that wizened mummy too. Crossfaded on nameless curses, got me moving like a blind idiot god. This shit ain't nothing to me man. Innsmouth pussy got me behaving in a manner I have only the strength to hint at, for the sight would drive any human insane. Rolled a joint of a nameless strain in a page of the Necronomicon. 20 minutes later I'm wandering vast hollows of earth haunted by the specters of races long past, casting spells in unknown tongues. Learned too much. Opponents following me, watching from unlit corners. Last thing they saw was the countenance of an ancient god carved into a block of obsidian. Ghatanothoa isn't the only motherfucker who can put a man in a vegetative state. They'll need a lost scroll of ancient secrets, a spell to rebuke the gods from beyond the stars to fix the shit I've done. Pussy tainted by the curse of Yig. It hissed at me. Smoking that shit from the hills of Dunwitch. Smoking that shit from the forbidden archives of Miskatonic University. Smoking that shit displaced from time. Going catatonic and waking up five years later divorced dysphoric and plagued by nightmares. Ya!!! The worms!!! The worms!!!

[virginbandliker]

guuuys... lets not ignore sam:(

[sentientmtndew]

Is this something? I'm on so much bendaryl rugt now

[anarqueeen]

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

[rsquared314]

[sentientmtndew]

i know he was already based on John Constatine but I like to think that part of Castiel's job as a watcher was to basically investigate when weird shit or demonic activity was going down on earth,dude would have 1000% been the world's most socially awkward noir detective

A demon who possessed some mafia guy in the 40s in an interrogation;"Tell it to ya mama, wise-guy!"

Castiel bc he neither has a biological mother nor is he one of the wise-men of the bible: ????

[stonelions]

quick bloody cas sketch it's friday let's party

[stonelions]

quick bloody cas sketch it's friday let's party

[sentientmtndew]

you know the worst part about being into extreme horror and grindhouse?? It's so hard to find others who watch it online who aren't just trying to be edgelords and larping as serial killers online,it's so embarassing

Acting like watching someone get skinned alive makes you some big brained intellectual outcast is so cringe bro

I see mfs post links to shit like "The desecration of Scrimbly Joe 5: The Ass-Shittening" and be like;"The normies couldn't POSSIBLY enjoy REAL art like this!" and I just be like

Like bro it's slop,it's ok to admit it's slop,we're greasy rodents who like the movie equivalent of McDonalds and that's ok,it's ok to admit that,I have no shame in it

[pbeeanjay]

i really like him

[rottinglovee]

Do you think when humans ask Djinn or Eldritch Beings or whatever for money and power and greedy shit, they're not actually trying to add a catch to the wish, it's just what happens. Like if a dog asked a human for a chocolate covered onion. Like if the human is contractually obligated to give it to the dog, it's not their fault or intent that not only will the dog die if he eats this, it will be horrible and gross the entire time he has it

[sentientmtndew]

I hear the uncanny valley is a wonderful vacation spot this time of year....

[yorgen-sh]

[sighinastorm]

SVRUBBIE SCRUBBIENSCRUBBYSCRUB

[sentientmtndew]

I wish someone would tickle MY innards😔

[sentientmtndew]

oh mine weary bones...