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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

dykeselfcest

AN ICON.....

#queen!!!#i'm so excited to see what she does next

lokaror

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

#my list of restaurants to try in my city has over 60 entries already.....#i checked one off last night but then the friends i was eating with recommended me more than one during that same meal

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#gotta be 大風吹 by no party for cao dong (mandarin)#or 佇世界安靜的時 by sorry youth (taiwanese)

thememedaddy

strange-aeons

Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time

I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks

Who did you steal your shoelaces from?

Obama

Whoever is current US president

A non-US president (put in tags)

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

#yeah it's for sure obama

nothing like taking minutes for a meeting to make you realize that nobody has ever said anything comprehensible in their lives

#personal

rocketsaurus

Curious what is actually normal for bed time. Go for your normal/average time, not your most extreme or what you wish it was.

what time do you go to bed? (local time)

7pm or before

8pm

9pm

10pm

11pm

12am

1am

2am or after

it's never consistent

some other time entirely

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

I just don't know what grownups do for bedtime and I want to know!!!

#i chose 10:00 but that's perhaps a little aspirational #the goal is in bed at 10 read until i get really sleepy lights out hopefully around 10:30

vesperosy

this tweet has been fucking killing me

#witch hat atelier #i just reblogged this a few days ago but i like it so much i'm reblogging it again

ot3

common misconception but ultimately untrue. what edgeworth has going on is an incredibly straightforward combination of daddy issues, autism, strict upbringing, and poorly repressed homosexuality. robust, yes, but not complicated. whatever the fuck makes phoenix act like that is an issue that the subject's top scholars are still debating today. nothing so easily summarized.

#aa