[lycheesnake]

To see a brighter tomorrow.

[stay-close]

“You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on… it’s already gone.”

— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

[platonicsource]

No Tomorrow (S03E12) HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (2005—2014)

[blackcoffeen]

Fuck nonchalantism, I need obsession, I need yearning, I need someone who dissects my song choices and remembers the little things about me.

[cluezbin]

Radioapple next season, Radioapple next season, Radioapple next season, Radioapple next season, Radioa-

[sparrowrye]

Alastor sought out Husker’s soul for a reason

We all know Alastor has little goons who do his bidding. But we only know of two who have moderate “freedom” compared to the other souls that Alastor owns, and that’s Husker and Niffty. But specifically about Husker…

Alastor didn’t stumble across him. He sought him out.

Alastor made a gamble with the Gambler Overlord just to own his soul. This is the same Alastor who toppled multiple overlords overnight. The same man who wiped out an old power structure just to announce that he had arrived in Hell. He didn’t hesitate to kill those overlords and broadcast their screams for all of Hell to hear.

But Husker? He not only didn’t kill him, but he played his game and won (probably cheated). Alastor kept Husker and that says something:

Husker is useful.

Husker knows the power structure of Hell inside and out. He understands the value of souls, the way deals work, and the way Overlords operate. He’s a bitter old cat with a drinking problem but he’s also knowledgeable and dangerous in his own right. And clearly still in possession of his original power.

On top of that, we all know Alastor doesn’t take advice, but Husker seems to be the rare exception after the whole shark attack Mimzy caused. Alastor sent her away because she “deliberately brought danger to this place just to have me clean up your mess.” Which is very close to what Husker said: “she only shows up when she needs something”.

Alastor uses Husker as a strategist.

Imagine being so competent and strong and strategically valuable that the Radio Demon himself goes out of his way to win your soul. And instead of turning you into entertainment, he keeps you close.

Husker isn’t a trophy. He’s an asset.

Honestly, being considered “worth keeping” by someone like Alastor has got to be the most backhanded compliment in all of Hell

[bunnysnuff]

How I met your mother Masterlist.

18+.

Send requests.

Ted Mosby.

Dating Ted Mosby. (Headcannons)

[bunnysnuff]

Dating Ted Mosby Headcannon.

Pairing: Ted Mosby x Reader.

Trigger warnings: nothing really.

“I’m not looking for something casual. I’m looking for something real. Epic. Forever.”

— Ted, probably two dates in

⸻

How It Starts:

• Ted 1000% tells your mutual friends that he might’ve met “The One” after 15 minutes of conversation.

• On the second date, he shows up with a copy of The Great Gatsby with a note inside that says:

“Hope this isn’t too much. But you remind me of the green light.”

• He genuinely thinks he’s being chill. He’s not. You are both charmed and deeply concerned.

• Your first kiss happens under fairy lights outside a random coffee shop. Ted immediately says:

“I’m going to remember this moment for the rest of my life.”

And he means it.

⸻

The Ted Experience™:

• He overanalyzes everything you say.

“She said ‘goodnight’ and not ‘sweet dreams’… are we okay???”

• He owns a collection of love poems “in case of romantic emergencies.” He uses it.

• He once planned a date night itinerary that included a museum, a rooftop dinner, and a “pop-up violinist.” You ended up getting street tacos and watching Die Hard. He still called it the best night of his life.

• Ted talks about the future. A lot.

“I was thinking… if we ever moved in together, we could install vintage doorknobs. For character.”

Bro, we just shared fries for the first time.

⸻

The Soft, Perfect Stuff:

• He notices everything: your favorite mug, how you hum when you’re stressed, your go-to sad movie.

• When you’re sick, he makes a DIY “get well soon” basket with themed snacks, a handwritten letter, and a hot water bottle that says “Team You.”

• On your bad days, he doesn’t push — just holds your hand and says, “I’m not going anywhere.”

• He sometimes stares at you like you’re the plot twist he never saw coming.

“You make me believe in fate again.”

You roll your eyes. You smile anyway.

⸻

The Rough Bits:

• Ted feels big. He romanticizes the ordinary — which is sweet, but sometimes… unrealistic.

• He wants fairytale endings so badly, he occasionally forgets that real love takes work and patience.

• There’s tension when he gets in his head too much. Sometimes you have to say:

“Ted, I don’t need fireworks. I just need you to meet me where I am.”

• He listens. He really does. He messes up sometimes, but he never stops trying.

⸻

The Gang’s Take:

• Marshall & Lily: You’re invited to game night before you’re even official. Lily hugs you like a sister. Marshall calls you “The Chosen One.”

• Barney: He tests you at first — throwing in weird flirting and chaos to scare you off. But you hit him with witty comebacks and call out his nonsense. He respects you immediately.

“Okay fine. She’s awesome. You’re still a dork, Ted.”

• Robin: She keeps a healthy distance at first — not because of you, but because of Ted. But slowly, she starts calling you just to hang out. She trusts you. Maybe more than she ever trusted Ted when they were together.

[amiadeadpoet]

and when they're exhausted, that’s the end for my fucking nurse complex (not a good thing, trust me)

anyway, i have a long list if you're not satisfied.

[evermore-fashion]

Sara Mrad 'Fleur De Lumiere' Spring 2025 Haute Couture Collection Pt. 1

[valentina-poem]

[dailydivergent]

There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.

This is because everything in my life requires work:

maintaining friendships

keeping up with my hygiene

managing bills

making money

remembering my basic needs

sleeping regularly

outputting creatively

All requires some aspect of work for me.

And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.

If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.

If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.

You're not dysfunctional.

You're not incapable.

You're doing your best.

[ndstrawberry]

i often forget that everything being so God dam difficult is not a normal experience....

Like wdym not everyone is having to choose if brushing your teeth is viable today.

Choose between talking to a friend for 30 mins or doing homework... And still feeling exhausted even if you do neither.

Wdym.

[sunflorally]

you don’t talk too much. you aren’t too loud. you aren’t too needy. you aren’t too sensitive. you aren’t too this, or that. you aren’t too much anything. you will never be too much: you are you, and you are allowed to take up space. you are allowed to exist however you choose.

[ragingstillness2]

Sometimes you need to hear this.

x

[valentina-poem]

[mobleuu]

my darkest thoughts are gone when i’m with you

[avakkins-alter]

HB ✧

[akiserii]