Meems and Shitpostes
Thought I should share all the assets and stuff I use for my meems and shitpostes, since I have them on Google Drive anyway, so here you go. Feel free to use whatever you might find useful.
ojovivo

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we're not kids anymore.
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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trying on a metaphor

pixel skylines
occasionally subtle
Today's Document

Discoholic 🪩

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature

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almost home
KIROKAZE
DEAR READER
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Meems and Shitpostes
Thought I should share all the assets and stuff I use for my meems and shitpostes, since I have them on Google Drive anyway, so here you go. Feel free to use whatever you might find useful.
Marcia: Magyk can do everything that Physik can
Septimus: it can't heal the Sicknesse though
Marcia:
[ID: Ten Tumblr posts edited to be written by characters from Septimus Heap.
marcia-overstrand: Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 new purple python snake shoes $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my tower is dying
auntzzzelda: *snakes manifest physically in my home but in like…a loving/good way*
mmtotallyseptimusheap: no offense but i’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
o-beetle-beetle: someone *hurts me emotionally* me: “lmao!! omg”
simon-heap-1: if i get at least one thing done in a day i’m a genius if i get two things done i’m a god
official-princess-jenna: i am a serene and lovely person. yes absolutely everything bothers me & and i go through life in a state of constant aggravation and annoyance & have to physically restrain myself from breaking down in tears over how utterly irritated i am sometimes. but i am serene and lovely nonetheless
Marcellus Pye: life is too much too fast all the time and that’s why i have decided to lie down and simply not
nickoheap: help girl time is an illusion
sep-timusheap777: “can u multitask” yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
therealsyrahsyara-altaccount: hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo /End ID]
good evening septimus heap fandom
cursed septimus heap, part two
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Sep heap characters as random pictures on my phone
Septimus (I had to put 2 sorry):
Spit Fyre:
Simon:
Jenna:
Marwick:
Marcia:
Aunt Zelda:
Merrin:
Jojo:
(Will maybe do another one at some point? Idk)
Lucy: Mom,can we stop by Mcdonalds?
Mrs Gringe: No,we have stew at home.
stew at home:
tfw ur at the house of foryx
please enjoy these absolute atrocities
"Todhunter Moon Book 1: Pathfinder" by Angie Sage celebrates its 5 year anniversary this October 9, 2019!
As someone who was impacted by this book the most, I've been meaning to ask if people would be interested in a PathFinder week leading up to the anniversary!!
So please spread the word or slide into those DMs with ideas if you have any!
Merrin walking into the Manuscriptorium when Beetle was in charge:
#starchaser > #sandrider? Not on my watch!
#septimus heap is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.
#septimus heap and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by diefonk
The day I started posting about #septimus heap was the best day of my life.