Seaptimus Heaptimus

Danke Meems from the year 120XX. Feel free to request or submit. Moderated by Diefonk.

[septimus-memes]

Meems and Shitpostes

Thought I should share all the assets and stuff I use for my meems and shitpostes, since I have them on Google Drive anyway, so here you go. Feel free to use whatever you might find useful.

[eustasskidsbitch]

Marcia: Magyk can do everything that Physik can

Septimus: it can't heal the Sicknesse though

Marcia:

[averykedavra]

[ID: Ten Tumblr posts edited to be written by characters from Septimus Heap.

marcia-overstrand: Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 new purple python snake shoes $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my tower is dying

auntzzzelda: *snakes manifest physically in my home but in like…a loving/good way*

mmtotallyseptimusheap: no offense but i’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

o-beetle-beetle: someone *hurts me emotionally* me: “lmao!! omg”

simon-heap-1: if i get at least one thing done in a day i’m a genius if i get two things done i’m a god

official-princess-jenna: i am a serene and lovely person. yes absolutely everything bothers me & and i go through life in a state of constant aggravation and annoyance & have to physically restrain myself from breaking down in tears over how utterly irritated i am sometimes. but i am serene and lovely nonetheless

Marcellus Pye: life is too much too fast all the time and that’s why i have decided to lie down and simply not

nickoheap: help girl time is an illusion

sep-timusheap777: “can u multitask” yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

therealsyrahsyara-altaccount: hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo /End ID]

good evening septimus heap fandom

[sep-fish]

cursed septimus heap, part two

[septimus-memes]

😢

[septimus-heap]

Sep heap characters as random pictures on my phone

Septimus (I had to put 2 sorry):

Spit Fyre:

Simon:

Jenna:

Marwick:

Marcia:

Aunt Zelda:

Merrin:

Jojo:

(Will maybe do another one at some point? Idk)

[fyseptimusheap]

[dreamybroadway]

Lucy: Mom,can we stop by Mcdonalds?

Mrs Gringe: No,we have stew at home.

stew at home:

[gothicgardenfairy]

[sep-fish]

tfw ur at the house of foryx

[sep-fish]

please enjoy these absolute atrocities

[lirulii]

"Todhunter Moon Book 1: Pathfinder" by Angie Sage celebrates its 5 year anniversary this October 9, 2019!

As someone who was impacted by this book the most, I've been meaning to ask if people would be interested in a PathFinder week leading up to the anniversary!!

So please spread the word or slide into those DMs with ideas if you have any!

[vithcy]

Merrin walking into the Manuscriptorium when Beetle was in charge:

[memories]

#starchaser > #sandrider? Not on my watch!

[memories]

#septimus heap is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

[memories]

#septimus heap and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by diefonk

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The day I started posting about #septimus heap was the best day of my life.