plague rat queen

Rachel she/her. Bisexual. The yeehaw plague rat your mother warned you about.

[bmcdede]

[bumblingest-bee]

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

[shooting-stars-andsatellites]

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

[bob-belcher]

[thestoriesbeyond]

Middle-earth shields ll part one people of endor

[balaclava-trismegistus]

I regret a lot in my life. I’ve been through a lot of pretty terrible things. I’ve put myself in a lot of situations that I could have avoided, and been scarred by them very deeply. But every day there’s one I wake up thinking about, and one on my mind when I go to sleep. I’d give anything to go back and have another chance. Another chance to buy the limited edition official Four Loko Fleshlight.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

my friends know this tender vulnerable part of my soul and mock me ruthlessly because of it

[sonicswetpussy]

i’m sorry for ur loss. it’s just past midnight on 4/20 and i’m legally obligated to introduce u to the official four loko x fleshlight fleshpipe

it’s not a pleasant smoking experience, it’s just a bowl and a down stem running thru the silicone insert so it hits pretty harsh, but it does work. it should go without saying that you inhale thru the puss.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

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[memoircomics]

I wore these every second of every day and then a cyclone hit Auckland and I kept wearing them and the shoes grew mold

On the whole yes I do recommend shoes made of rope; I felt like a shounen anime boy and that’s worth any price

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Im gonna say “god wants me to” at the bookstore way too often now

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[newkidsontheblocklist]

This post has found its target market

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

twin towers cheese board for 9/11

[magnetic-deflection]

sir a second mouse has leapt onto the tabel

[thememedaddy]

[gigireece16]

“how do you plot / plan your book?” very bold of you to assume i do that.

[oldpaintings]

Charles van den Eycken (Belgian, 1859–1923)

[jackwolfes]

thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

[bunchashapes]

[bunchashapes]

[bunchashapes]

[person whose only exposure to media is furry inflation fetish art] “getting some real furry inflation fetish art vibes from this…”

[uberguber89]

The 3 degrees of separation are: 1) doesn’t have furries, 2) doesn’t have inflation, and 3) isn’t a fetish; leaving the only thing that it does have in common: that it is art?!?!?!?

[amygdalae]

If I post abt the music I'm listening to and even 1 single person listens and enjoys it that's a win to me. I love music so much oh God what is that

🩸🍖🩸woah🥩🫀🩸🫁🫀🫀🩸🥩🩸🩸🦴🩸🫁🫀🦴🩸🫀🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🫀🍖🩸🩸🍖🩸🩸🥩🥩🩸🍖🩸🩸um🫁🩸🫀🥩🩸🦴🩸🩸🍖🩸oh fuck🩸🩸🥩🩸🫁🩸🦴🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🍖🦴🫀🩸🫁🦴🩸🍖🩸🥩🩸🩸🩸🍖🩸🫀🩸🍖🩸🍖🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🩸🍖🩸🦴🩸🩸🦴🩸🫁🩸oh my fucking god🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🍖🥓🩸🩸🥩🍖🥩🫁🩸🥩what is happening🩸🩸🫀🦴🩸

[testosteronefag]

hold on i gotta look something up

[testosteronefag]

what the fuck

[unpretty]

#who knew horse and human infant lung tissue was so similar (@beedsm5)

lung is lung

[brawltogethernow]

#imagine this over a pride flag of some kind #or with edward elric giving a thumbs up

One sec.

[witchstone]

decaying all by yourself sweetheart?

[foxes-in-love]