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fandoms, Instagram snaps, etc.

[easygoingaestheticmower]

it could be beautiful

[ren-needsaving]

[futuretage]

[tastegarden]

How to make Sailor Moon Macarons

[sere]

This cat.

[confetti-shower]

[animatedtext]

[gypsyism-deactivated20120206]

Blue Peacock by ~cha0scat

[huffpost]

Margaret Cho: Trolls Who Call Me ‘Fat And Ugly’ Are Admitting Defeat

Margaret Cho has a simple philosophy for dealing with degrading comments about herself: If you’re debating a woman and you stoop to calling her “fat” or “ugly,” you’ve already lost the argument.

The comedian explains how to turn misogynist attacks into a “more palatable and pleasurable” experience.

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[thechronicleofshe]

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

[couture-heaux-blog]

Damaris Goddrie at Vionnet Spring 2016 RTW

[betteroffdeader-deactivated2019]

There are three kinds of people.

[ultrafacts]

They were created by Mark Cline

Address: Barber Pkwy, Elberta, AL

Directions:Drive US Hwy 98 either eight miles east of Foley, AL, or 21 miles west of downtown Pensacola, FL. Turn south onto County Rd 95. Drive five miles. Turn right onto Fish Trap Rd. Drive a half-mile. Turn left at the Barber Marina sign. Drive one mile. You’ll see Bamahenge on the right, set back among the trees. The dinosaurs are spaced out along the road beginning a quarter-mile past Bamahenge.

Hired by George again, Mark Cline also built a replica of Stonehenge, called Bamahenge.

Fun fact: Mark is the same guy who built “Foamhenge” in Virginia.

(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[sere]

Huh

[meanlesbean-deactivated20150913]

Men: Don’t look like a trash can Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.

[nonedecidemyfate-deactivated201]

Jesus Christ on a Double Standard Bicycle. 

[vorpalgirl]

So if anybody wondered why the young ladies on tumblr who are still having to put up with this shit complain about it at the top of their lungs…yeah. Yeah, this would be why,

[whatwaitlol]

wtf

[sere]

What year is it again?

[sailormoonpedia]

[EPISODE] 101. Usagi in Tears! A Glass Slipper for Her Birthday.

Series: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon S

Kana: うさぎ涙! 誕生日にガラスの靴を Romaji: Usagi Namida! Tanjoubi ni Garasu no Kutsu o

Original Air Date: July 2, 1994

Director: Yuji Endo Writer: Katsuyuki Sumisawa Animation Director: Masahiro Ando

Plot: Usagi is upset that Mamoru forgets her birthday. Meanwhile, Kaolinite targets Usagi’s pure heart.

TRIVIA

This episode aired two days after Usagi’s birthday, which is June 30th.

Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako did not transform into or appear as Sailor Senshi here. This has not happened for Usagi since episode 58. Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were present, though.

As Kaolinite hovered over Tuxedo Mask and Usagi in the parking garage, the center of Usagi’s chest bow was colored gold. However, her Cosmic Heart Compact had already been collected by Kaolinite.

Kaolinite damaged Usagi’s communicator in this episode. It would be fixed or replaced later as it was seen again in both the S movie and in episode 175.

OTHER VERSIONS

Cloverway’s English dub (titled “Birthday Blues” Part One): Haruka/Amara joked about asking Mamoru/Darien out. Whereas in the original, Haruka flirted with Usagi/Serena. Amara referred to Serena as “Moon Face” several times. This nickname might have been a reference to Serena being Sailor Moon. However, neither Amara or Michiru/Michelle knew Sailor Moon’s true identity just yet in the story. Additionally, “moon face” is a term that describes people with round faces.

PLACES

Juuban Street Shopping District

Hikawa Shrine

Construction site

Parking garage

[muntanella-blog]

[uniqcue]

The Whale… If you read a recent front page story of the San Francisco Chronicle, you would have read about a female humpback whale who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line tugging in her mouth. A fisherman spotted her just east of the Farallon Islands (outside the Golden Gate) and radioed an environmental group for help. Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived and determined that she was so bad off, the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her. They worked for hours with curved knives and eventually freed her. When she was free, the divers say she swam in what seemed like joyous circles. She then came back to each and every diver, one at a time, and nudged them, pushed them gently around as she was thanking them. Some said it was the most incredibly beautiful experience of their lives. The guy who cut the rope out of her mouth said her eyes were following him the whole time, and he will never be the same.

[femkitti]

This is why animals are smart af

[bynpocalypse-deactivated2015031]

“THANK YOU, TINY CREATURES.”

[thecutestofthecute]

“Whale, it was nice to meet ya.“ 

[laughterbynight]

Interestingly, a lot of marine critters do this sort of thing on the regular. They’re clearly able to tell that we’re capable of helping them. Not just dolphins and whales either. Manta rays and sea lion have been known to approach humans for help too.

We REALLY don’t give enough credit to the other species we share this planet with.