I'll Be Your Guide

In this flaming garbage train to Anime Hell ™

[skellyscoo]

That’s fresh as hell!

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

[transfemininomenon]

i just remembered the Best tracer discourse thing i ever saw someone say

“what’s next a disabled character??”

like friend,

[agayworthfightingfor]

symmetra is canonically autistic.

like… half the characters are missing limbs.

gENJI IS MISSING HIS ENTIRE FUCKING BODY

[50beesinatrenchcoat]

Torbjorn has Dwarfism and chronic headaches (the two go hand in hand, as with my grandfather)

And don’t forget minor disabilities like eyesight- Mei and Winston both have vision problems requiring glasses. 

Junkrat is shown to have really bad memory issues that Roadhog helps him with.

Roadhog who most likely has PTSD. 

Bastion also shows signs of his own lil Robo-ptsd, but this may also be audio-response programming kicking in for combat, so I don’t know for sure here.

Ana’s missing an eye entirely.

And Jack appears to hit a lot of the markers for depression.  

[hungry-hobbits]

Reaper’s fucking dead

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[no-chill-at-all]

[laz-va]

Kittens!

…and their Mother

[afrocentric-divination]

🖤🖤🖤

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism

[deadgrabs-blog]

me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other also me: @’s my significant other

[avpdkaneki]

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

[raptorific]

the best running theme of Phoenix Wright is that he 100% just rolls with whatever relationship other people decide to have with him. His only girlfriend basically just walked up to him and said “you. we’re dating now and you love me very much” and he was like “yeah okay, lemme know if you have a sweater I can wear to really drive the point home.” The Fey sisters basically grabbed him and said “I guess you’re our brother now” and he was like “yeah sure do you have any family drama I could get involved in?” Even Trucy just sorta told him “hey you’re my dad” and he was like “Mm. Guess I’d better get a job, huh.”

[imgoingtofavourdisastrous-deact]

Look I need to point out for anyone not in the fandom that the section with Trucy isn’t just true, it’s nearly an exact quote.

[raptorific]

yeah it’s important to note that this is not an exaggeration or comedy oversimplification, this is literally how he adopted his daughter in the actual game

[prokopetz]

Many sources talk about how sustained eye contact is an aggressive gesture for housecats, and that’s true as far as it goes, but I think there’s a widespread misunderstanding about what “aggressive” means in this context.

When it comes to animal behaviour, an aggressive gesture doesn’t necessarily mean “I want to fight you” - it just means “I am trying to provoke a response from you”. The expected response might be violent, or it might not be.

The upshot is that if your cat is staring you steadily in the eye, it doesn’t necessarily mean “fight me”. In all likelihood, mostly it means “feed me”.

(Other possibilities include “follow me”, “play with me”, and “something is wrong, but I’m not going to tell you what - you have to guess“.)

[dyketm]

everything has changed….that was a cosmic shift….we’ve left the dark timeline y'all i can feel it

[sparkytheandroid]

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

[harryjamesheadcanons-deactivate]

When Ron, frustrated with studying for NEWTs and with Hermione’s anxious sixth-year nagging, explains to her what reading is like for him, Hermione’s breath catches. “Ron, you’re dyslexic,” she says, softly, and instantly regrets every snide comment she’s ever made towards his study habits. 

Soon, by asking around, Hermione amasses a list of spells for Ron to try - some stilling the page, some changing the font of books for easy reading, some going after Ron’s temporal lobe directly. 

These help, a little, but not as much as knowing there’s a word for why reading is so hard for him. That it’s normal, that he’s not stupid, and that Hermione suddenly helps instead of criticizes, looks for solutions rather than complains, praises instead of gloats. 

[inner-muse]

!!! Oh

[crudatorious-deactivated2019080]

#listen tho what if #muggles are terrible about disabilities#but wizards are even worse#they don’t even have the terminology that muggles do#it’s all ‘kinda loony’ or “just dim’ or (most often) ‘not a talented witch/wizard’#and ofc ~everyone knows~ that all illnesses can be cured with magic#(except for some magical illnesses that can’t be cured at all)#but as ron talks more with hermione and other muggleborns#and researches the spells hermione gets him#and realizes that most of the spell creators probably also had dyslexia but had no word for it#he realizes that what ‘everyone knows’ isn’t true at all#after abt a year of this he talks to mcgonagall abt changing his career goals#goes into healing with a concentration on research#and a secret concentration on finding out what muggles know and bringing it into the wizarding world#(his dad is so proud of him and prolly helps out a lot too)

[daniellesylvan]

Allura for Black Lion 2k17

[bimbocracy]

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

[bimbocracy]

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

[please-unfollow-this-blog]

“women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)

“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)

“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)

“ball and chain” (University of London)

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

[serenaider]

When to say "that's rough buddy"

2008: my first girlfriend turned into the moon

2017: the only time gems call me Rose Quartz is when they’re about to kidnap me or beat me up