Not Your Average Potato

I scream too loud when I speak my mind

[poorlydrawnpeople]

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

[zainbap]

It’s 1am and I just spent like 20 mins playing with my dog on the bed and now he’s exhausted and I’m very happy. I literally don’t know where I’d be today without this little pupper in my life.

[zainbap]

[thisisntmycat]

[melisica]

[folly-of-alexandria]

[elierlick]

I thought it was going to be problematic but then it got so wholesome.

[kuutamosonaatti]

DAVID SLADE

[hotelhalsey]

Eastside (with Halsey & Khalid) - Benny Blanco

[gosh]

[oceancuresall]

tropical blog

[valeriehoffmann]

Shubert Beach | Long Island, NY

[quibbs]

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

[dollygale]

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

[quibbs]

thats because it is an emotion

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Music is just wiggling air

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[004d00]

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

[psoriasiszap]

“Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.”

Buddha