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the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

excitementshewrote

nightmarereverie

thesiouxzy

sapphire-shores

quick pinkie pie headshot doodle

samfodo

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

lizardsister

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

how are you holding up post breakup? wishing you well!

Ahh thank you!!

Look, I'm doing far better than I was a month ago, so things are (hopefully) looking up.

Worst part of living on an island is I see the motherfucker like twice a week by chance so that's annoying, but the positive side of that is when I say Hi I get to flick him in the head as hard as possible.

#last time I kicked him in the leg cuz he was being too nice #makes me mad that he acts the exact same when he sees me. Don't be nice to me the way you were when we were dating!!!!!!