seresamendoza

buy me a coffee hi i'm a meatbag named after a fruit. trash of all sorts — i like adventure and i draw sometimes this is where stuff i find amusing end up

[catscenter]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[pikagarden]

mutuals do this!

have a nice night! be nice to urselves, take good care of urselves

[thepersonalquotes]

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[tashasilva]

My wish for every writer in 2018 is that you all finish every WIP you got lingering around.

May your words flow freely, may your characters come alive and may everyone love your finished story when they read it.

[kristaller-deactivated20180822]

Hi I just thought I would share this website, it’s basically a swedish urban dictionary and I don’t know how active it is but it has explanations for a lot of slang words and expressions, so if you ever come across a word that you have no idea what it means and it doesn’t show up in any dictionary it’s probably on there

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

anon: *compliments the fuck out of me* me: no, also you don’t know me anon: *compliments harder* me: it’s a no, kid, it’s a no. get that in your head. it’s a no.

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[studyblr]

the person I reblogged this from is going to achieve their dreams ☆

[seresamendoza]

hagrid: yer a unit of power harry

harry: i'm a watt?

[greelin]

friday the 13th is happening yet again this year folks and this time it's during october.. and isn't that the sexiest thing

[pxr-deactivated20190830]

Why do people collectively hate the word “moist”??? The true enemy is “squirt” and we all know it

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

[trashrodent-deactivated20180606]

who wants to haunt local streets at 3am with me