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[sunlightgaps]

criminal minds: a comedy trailer

[ryan-sometimes]

Reading a whole book in one day isn't a flex all the times I read entire books in one sitting I definitely wasn't doing ok

[ryan-sometimes]

Reading a 300+ page book in one sitting is kind of like drinking an entire bottle of wine by yourself

[bill-hader-imagine]

[idk3ither]

If your having a bad day just remember that you live on the same planet as Bill Hader and Kate McKinnon

(this post was made by a biseuxal woman)

[incorrectvlogsquad]

Vlog Squad as John Mulaney Quotes

David:

Alex:

Liza:

Zane:

Heath:

Scotty:

Todd:

Matt:

Natalie:

Ilya:

Dom:

Corinna:

Erin:

Carly:

Bruce:

Kristen:

Mariah:

Jeff:

Brandon:

Josh and Jonah:

Joe:

Gabbie:

Jason:

[tracypony]

Así es como quiero que se vea el amor de mi vida

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i woke up in a world where no one except me remembered the beatles i would keep my mouth shut. no one needs to hear that shit

[langdonscherry]

HE HAS ME KNEELING

[thefoxconfessor]

Me, looking at myself during zoom meetings and not paying attention to anything that’s being said:

[memes-that-get-reported]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?”

“Pop”, goes the weasel.

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

My Chemical Romance could release a new song at any moment and none of us are ready

[badjokesbyjeff]

Assistant to the President: Sir, there’s a crisis - somehow, we only have one copy of Pixar’s Up left in existence.

President: All right, find the person who currently owns it, and have him give it to me.

Assistant to the President: Well there’s some bad news, sir …

President: Bad news? Have him give me the DVD, I’ll copy it and post it on the Internet, problem solved!

Assistant to the President: Sir …

President: What is the bad news? What human being could be that stingy that they wouldn’t give me this movie?

Assistant to the President: His name is Rick, sir.

President: Rick?

Assistant to the President: Rick Astley, and He’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[barrenwish]

Gosh this is so bad I actually appreciate it

[badjokesbyjeff]

:)

[charlesoberonn]

Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

[unstoppableforce-immovableobject]

i need more context on this

[charlesoberonn]

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

Im physically crying

[valtsv]

“[cliché and overdone in mainstream heterosexual romantic relationships trope] is so boring and unoriginal, i’m sick of it”

me:

[spacemancharisma]

alright kids let’s break this down one last fuckin time (and this is a breakdown of just aesthetics)-

goth: all black, often very elaborate, gothically inspired (obviously), not branded

emo: still lots of black but much more casual, skinny jeans, certain brand shirts (usually music-themed), converse/vans, jewelry, specific hairstyles, think 2000’s hot topic kids

punk: lots of black again, very elaborate but in a completely different way, studs, chains, patches, piercings, leather, another set of specific hairstyles and bright hair colors, really rooted in anarchical themes

grunge: old clothes, flannels, oversized, layers, ripped jeans, distressed **if you’re buying “grunge” clothes new, you’re a fucking sham, the entire grunge aesthetic arose from garage bands too poor to afford clothes that weren’t thrifted, poorly sized, and already worn out**

additionally, all of these include elements of gender non-conformity and prioritize self-expression as well as identification as belonging to a group

and remember!!! all of these are actual subcultures, not just aesthetics, so when you say you’re “being goth/etc” remember to specify that you mean aesthetically, because its not fair to boil an entire subgroup of people down to just their aesthetic trends