criminal minds: a comedy trailer

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
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cherry valley forever
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Jules of Nature

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Mike Driver
DEAR READER

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NASA

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criminal minds: a comedy trailer
Reading a whole book in one day isn't a flex all the times I read entire books in one sitting I definitely wasn't doing ok
Reading a 300+ page book in one sitting is kind of like drinking an entire bottle of wine by yourself
If your having a bad day just remember that you live on the same planet as Bill Hader and Kate McKinnon
(this post was made by a biseuxal woman)
Vlog Squad as John Mulaney Quotes
David:
Alex:
Liza:
Zane:
Heath:
Scotty:
Todd:
Matt:
Natalie:
Ilya:
Dom:
Corinna:
Erin:
Carly:
Bruce:
Kristen:
Mariah:
Jeff:
Brandon:
Josh and Jonah:
Joe:
Gabbie:
Jason:
Así es como quiero que se vea el amor de mi vida
if i woke up in a world where no one except me remembered the beatles i would keep my mouth shut. no one needs to hear that shit
HE HAS ME KNEELING
Me, looking at myself during zoom meetings and not paying attention to anything that’s being said:
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?”
“Pop”, goes the weasel.
My Chemical Romance could release a new song at any moment and none of us are ready
Assistant to the President: Sir, there’s a crisis - somehow, we only have one copy of Pixar’s Up left in existence.
President: All right, find the person who currently owns it, and have him give it to me.
Assistant to the President: Well there’s some bad news, sir …
President: Bad news? Have him give me the DVD, I’ll copy it and post it on the Internet, problem solved!
Assistant to the President: Sir …
President: What is the bad news? What human being could be that stingy that they wouldn’t give me this movie?
Assistant to the President: His name is Rick, sir.
President: Rick?
Assistant to the President: Rick Astley, and He’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
Gosh this is so bad I actually appreciate it
Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton
i need more context on this
Im physically crying
“[cliché and overdone in mainstream heterosexual romantic relationships trope] is so boring and unoriginal, i’m sick of it”
me:
alright kids let’s break this down one last fuckin time (and this is a breakdown of just aesthetics)-
goth: all black, often very elaborate, gothically inspired (obviously), not branded
emo: still lots of black but much more casual, skinny jeans, certain brand shirts (usually music-themed), converse/vans, jewelry, specific hairstyles, think 2000’s hot topic kids
punk: lots of black again, very elaborate but in a completely different way, studs, chains, patches, piercings, leather, another set of specific hairstyles and bright hair colors, really rooted in anarchical themes
grunge: old clothes, flannels, oversized, layers, ripped jeans, distressed **if you’re buying “grunge” clothes new, you’re a fucking sham, the entire grunge aesthetic arose from garage bands too poor to afford clothes that weren’t thrifted, poorly sized, and already worn out**
additionally, all of these include elements of gender non-conformity and prioritize self-expression as well as identification as belonging to a group
and remember!!! all of these are actual subcultures, not just aesthetics, so when you say you’re “being goth/etc” remember to specify that you mean aesthetically, because its not fair to boil an entire subgroup of people down to just their aesthetic trends