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Props to Niall for rhyming down with down.

It baffles me how so many grown adults seem to believe AI is 100% reliable and never wrong. ‘Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?’/‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ was a huge meme when I first began using the internet because technology shits the bed in a myriad of ways for no particular reason at all. If your GPS can try to send you down a street that you can’t turn on to and your phone randomly freezes and your laptop periodically gives you the blue screen of death, why the fuck would you trust artificial intelligence to make all the important decisions in your life?

Semi-related note but I hate that society is shifting further and further away from having analogue backups to anything, especially the medical field. There was that software outage last year and my physiatrist casually admitted to me she did not know what patients she was seeing that day and at what time because it was all saved electronically and dependent on the Internet and mentally I was like. Oh. That’s really bad.

What if it was just a countdown until the wedding?

#taylor swift

We finally have an explanation as to why she says “real slow” and not “real low” in Our Song and it literally just because she doesn’t like the double L?!

#taylor swift

I would sell my souls for hair like Taylor Swifts.

#sell my soul #taylor swift #hair #iheartradio

rederiswrites

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

monsieurenjlolras

Time for my favorite chart!

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.

If Hozier released an album that sounds like his verse on Rubber Band Man with the instrumental stripped back and his voice on full display, I might actually die.

#andrew hozier byrne #hozier #rubber band man #mumford and sons #marcus mumford #the prizefighter

republicansaredomesticterrorists

I find it absolutely wild that on my old laptop (that won’t turn on anymore) I had a Marvel fanfic from like 10 years ago where I had written Bucky with an OC named Annabelle and Sebastian Stan has been dating Annabelle Wallis since 2022.

#marvel #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #winter soldier #oc #annabelle wallis #sebastian stan

jacopo-belbo

thats right

hylianengineer

Ahem. This might be a good time to bring up The Simple Sabotage Field Manual, which is a bit like this only in extreme detail. It was written by the US government during WWII and you can read and download it for free on Project Gutenberg.

You mean to tell me this bitch made a $75 Million GRWM?!

#melania trump #donald trump #fdt #fuck ice #fuck donald trump #grwm

byjove

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

byjove

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

junkdrawertales

ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.

byjove

very compelling argument

sergeantjeffersonhammond

Yeah that was definitely written by a rat snake.