Welcome to me.

She/him. Discordian. Autistic. Biroace. Sensitive.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[hyrude]

people keep finding new ways to be negative. now theyre saying it’s horribly depressing to get a decently healthy lunch with your coworkers. i for one love my corporate slop bowl. i like that my salad has avocado and kind of a lot of dressing. i look forward to my slop bowl all week. do you think i’m a bad person? i think we all might do well to think positively

[demilypyro]

making a sarcastic fourth wall breaking comment towards the audience but i've misinterpreted where the camera is so i'm just speaking in a random direction while everybody stares at me funny

[demilypyro]

[jadeharleyinc]

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

[jadeharleyinc]

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Someone draw art DO IT NOW

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Fun personal story, I was really waffling on making this blog when they first called the election for them; I thought "the project would be huge, I might get death threats, all my fandoms would get brought into every disagreement, and besides if I kill myself it's all gonna be kind of moot."

Then I had this BIG accident in late November of that year and almost died, and when we got to election day, I saw the news say they'd been sworn in and made this blog in a fit of rage. And now, well, here we are.

I wasn't sure I was even doing anything in the beginning. But now I'm sure that this matters, that they won't be here forever, and that we CAN get through this. It sucks, oh god does it suck, and it was completely avoidable, but it's also SURVIVABLE.

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[daysleftofsecondterm]

DTFQ on 960 days left

[virtualgirladvance]

hello 3am, why must we meet like this?

[cannibalcaprine]

on discord i've recently set my pronouns to "She/Her (capitalized)" and it makes me Unreasonably Proud every time i see someone use them. indescribable power

[karatekamania]

ppl on this site will get into serious ass discourse about how characters are headcanoned and shit, like fully getting mad and vagueposting others and writing essays and shit, and then you look up what character they''re talking about and its like. Zippy from hit tv show Zippy Learns To Count and Do Their ABCs

[karatekamania]

sometimes headcanon discourse will be about a character who is clearly coded to be X identity and half of the fandom is truly pissing on the poor and refusing to even entertain/respect such an interpretation, sometimes headcanon discouse will be ppl just getting mad that people are playing dollies with a random character in a different way compared to how they personally play dollies. and said character is Zippy from hit tv show Zippy Learns To Count and Do Their ABCs

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[onomatopussy]

Rage Against the Piscene: i could just krill a man

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[smashy-headcanons]

I like the idea of Kirby not-so-accidentally scaring some of the worst Smashers (looking at you Kazuya, Ridley, and Sephiroth) with the Void Stare™ if they try to hurt someone outside of battles.

The funnier part is that basically no one believes the Villains if they try to tell anyone about Kirby's actions.

And King Dedede and Meta Knight act like they don't know about it as well lol. If Kirby gives you a Void Stare™, it means you deserved it.

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[thecorpsethatwalks]

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[theomnipotentfox]

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

[ouroborosmotifs]

most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.

[ouroborosmotifs]

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