Stop saying men are dogs. not all men are loyal.
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@serialyearner
Stop saying men are dogs. not all men are loyal.
I want to love cooking but my kitchen’s not aesthetic :/
girlie you can't give up you don't have the mansion with a secret library yet
What’s up with people who treated me like shit finding “real love” so quickly while I’m still trying to heal from their toxic ass.
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.
#max is thirteen now :(
i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.
How are you pro-life but eat eggs
The feminine urge to know how many siblings he has
I don’t think you understand how obsessed I am with the way Taylor is rolling out her rerecorded albums. Not only is she giving each one it’s own unique release/promo/merch BUT like the way she’s just so fully embracing her past self and the emotions and headspace she was at when she wrote the albums. It would be so easy to look back and be like “oh hahah I use to be SO dramatic” and she’s NOT and it really brings home why she’s doing this in the first place. Not for the money, not just for paving the way as an example in the music industry, not even just for the fans (although that is a big part of it too). She’s doing it for her teenage self who wrote love songs about the boys she was crushing on in high school. She’s doing it for her 21 year old self who dealt with an absolutely heartbreaking relationship who wrote some of her most memorable and emotional songs in her discography. She’s doing it for her past self and we aren’t giving her nearly as much credit for what an amazing job she’s doing
if it’s meant for me, I will have it. if it isn’t, I’m prepared to receive something even better.
If I sent you a risky text and you reply immediately but I don’t respond back it’s because I threw my phone somewhere after sending the text and now I can’t find it.
anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about
I always get confused when people apologize for texting. Like, dude, my phone volume hasn’t been on since I bought this phone and it is face down at night, you could text me at any time as much as you want and I’ll respond whenever I notice them without any though of the time or volume of responses I send back. Relax and reach out freely, babies
You gotta lay on her titties and feel her heart beating for you.
just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
if we could read minds I still don't think we'd understand them.
like I've spoken to people who think in images, who have to translate each thought into words before they communicate. and I think entirely in words, laid out across the void inside my head. my father's thinking is 3d, concepts structured in ways that are incredibly difficult to translate into words. and how would that look to me, if I could see into it? how do I perceive a thought that my mind cannot contain by the nature of their construction?
we all speak a private language to ourselves and we are always translating so we can speak to each other...don't touch me I'm emotional
May you always have money to feed yourself, put gas in your car, pay your rent/utilities , pay your tuition, pay your medical bills/prescription AND to treat yourself more often.
hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the kitchen floor
i know a gal……she’s on her way
thanks