Brandon

A Scientist on a mission

[mullberry]

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

[wellthatwasdumb]

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[mjalti]

[fade-intothe-veil]

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

[iwonderifthatisart]

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[ti0mumu]

Life imitates art

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[colin-gridley]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

best of the onion

[capacity]

This was too real

[gogh-save-the-bees]

hoppy tdov 🐸 click it!

[sixpenceee]

By Polish illustrator Piotr Jabłoński (www.artstation.com/nicponim)

[thoughtkick]

“It’s okay if I’m not your favorite chapter you have written, but I hope you sometimes smile when you flip back to the pages I was still apart of.”

— Unknown (via surqrised)

[nobraska]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[knifepdf]

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something