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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

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I think on some level this isn’t even exactly a lie it’s sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no one’s looking or whatever it’s like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is

redstonedust

i always knew riverdale is a show that goes off the rails plot wise but the more i hear about it the more i realise its basically homestuck. look at these character descriptions.

this is homestuck. you have to understand how homestuck this is.

the-haiku-bot

this is homestuck.

you have to understand how

homestuck this is.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#ARI IS VINDICATED!!!!

bingingbarbiepodcast

Descendants 2

John, Jay, and special guest Samariel (of @theuncannyproductions and @seriousbusinesspod) are chillin like villains as they talk about Descendants 2!

seriousbusinesspod

Ari went on Binging Barbie to chat about Descendents!

briandavidgilberts

Episode should be incoming today.

This movie was so bad I didn't want to edit the episode.

calware

rereading hs now that i'm older is such a different experience. every single thing has a double meaning

#this podcast experience

kittensnax

yeah man everyone wants to be the Space player until you have to do the fucking frog raising minigame to retroactively birth the universe. yeah. sorry. I cant hang out tonight. im busy raising frogs. "aren't you a thief of space like you cant just teleport over real quick?" NO IM ON FROG DUTY FUCK

kittensnax

rage players DNI seers DNI

#hiveswap #hiveswap act 3 #Ari made this #everyone say thank you Ari #Homestuck

We are so back

#die comic #die: loaded #new comic book day

stoflostcauses

Imagine you’re SIXTEEN and working on a FISHING BOAT. And you CAPSIZE and thirteen of your crew mates DROWN and it’s just you and your captain Peter Balkan and a guy named ADAM on a deserted island. And Peter Balkan has a HEAD INJURY and he’s slowly becoming delusional and he’s convinced he’s a PROPHET. And then ADAM kills himself by putting ROCKS in his pockets and walking into the OCEAN. And Peter Balkan is DYING of his HEAD INJURY and you’re SIXTEEN and cradling his head in your LAP while he DIES. And there’s no HOPE for you and you’re going to DIE ALONE and no one will ever know you were there. And you’re SIXTEEN.

seriousbusinesspod

Explain the new mountain goats album like a Homestuck character introduction.

#homestuck #the mountain goats #through this fire across from peter balkan