Corn And Corn Byproducts

28. Genderfluid/Pansexual. Horny on everything, especially main. I like Naruto.

[anistarrose]

Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

[bumblebee-madgirl]

Sorry, excuse me, one more question. Why are you on your own conspiracy board?

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

OCD symptom

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[tinyron]

Manifesting 🙏

[zer0-g]

Like To Charge ❤️

Reblog To Cast 🔄

Reblog To Cast 🔄

REBLOG TO CAST 🔄

[bearofsquares]

save me my two melatonin gummies

[gin-juice-tonic]

I’ve never seen the golden girls but that might have to change 

[memeclassheroes]

[taergalive]

working at a super market?

[aranock]

Slaying a spire

[tbposting]

Unlicensed monster hunting

[vexwerewolf]

Everything

[gin-juice-tonic]

i changed my mind this line made me cry

[parker-artio]

Bruce Wayne is definitely that father. The father who buys stuff in bulk the second he hears his kids like it. You open the pantry the day after you mention around Bruce you like any kind of food, and that’s the only thing you see for the next five months.

Tim snacking on something he found in the foyer, working on a case while needing a nap, seeing Bruce enter: mh..

Bruce seeing him: hm?

Tim holding up the snack: Mhm.

Bruce: hmm…

Tim the next day, freshly awake from a 10 hour long coma nap, entering the foyer: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Said snack being the only thing on the first 10 shelves.

Bruce walking by: I went shopping.

[harboretum]

Solidarity

[glyndarling]

*chanting* Selkie! Selkie! Selkie!

[gin-juice-tonic]

cant not do this one

[despazito]

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

[lady-raziel]

and this, my friends, would be why media literacy and contextual awareness are crucial skills to being alive, as otherwise you might claim to really love a book despite never reading or understanding it and thus create the False Golden Idol from the famous tale “Don’t Create False Golden Idols” without understanding The Consequences

[witchofthegermanforest]

I might be Pagan but the abrahamic God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. Come on cloud man

[eliasgoeshardcosplay]

[vantwinblade]

[manic laughter]

[gunsandfireandshit]

The regular cars and public transit driving along just fine in the background really makes this

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[hawberries]

hi I am spectacularly late this year but I promised Dungeon Meshi valentine's cards and so here they are

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

[evening-moon-rising]

My heart..

[topaz-stars]

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

[stevebuscemifanclubpresident]

[time-travel-toke-up]

I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.

and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?

[eldstunga]

Uncharacteristically reblogging text post because I think about this all the time and I think it’s so fundamentally fucked up and never spoken of how most men are literally NEVER shown casual affection. Yes it’s fair to note that it can be difficult for a woman to offer validation to men because it is often perceived as romantic or sexual interest - but I hate that we’ve as a society just decided the reason for that stops at “idk men are just fucked bruh”. This! THIS IS THE REASON. If you’ve never in your life received the kind of casual compliment on your hair or your sweater that some women give each other on a daily basis, of course it will seem a strange and loaded act. Ugh, breaks my heart.

[solarsyrup]

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

[ex-riddlecats]

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

[tatsumi-rin]

when mutual tell me two fictional women i dont know had gay sex