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@serpentsleuth
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‘ give me a reason why i shouldn’t set you on fire. ’
CLEARING THE INBOX [ not accepting ] ;; @serpcntloyalty
“ is this really the battle you want to fight, sweet pea? ” the division between the serpents would only lead to the ghoulies gaining more power over the southside. this is what they wanted, and jug knew he had to do this. “ it’s done, sweet pea.. take it out on me all you want, but it won’t change anything. ”
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
RETURNING FROM THE DEAD TO DO MEMES [ not accepting ] ;; @serpcntloyalty
“ excuse me? ” he honestly couldn’t believe what he was hearing. not that he had considered dating sweet pea in the past, ever since that night that should not be named, something changed between them. their dynamic shifted, and jughead was sure it was apparent to both of them, but this comment was ridiculous. first off, it was a lie. second off, he could get sweet pea if he really wanted to. “ what exactly puts me out of your league? not that i matters, but i’m determined to prove you wrong. ”
misc sentences
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
“ i wish i knew how to talk about it. ”
“ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ”
“ i don’t want to be alone anymore. ”
“ i wish i could hate you. ”
“ take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”
“ i need you to trust me. ”
“ i missed/miss you. ”
“ she/he won’t listen to me. ”
“ let me do this for you. please. ”
“ is there anything else you want to say to me? ”
“ tell me something happy. ”
“ promise me. ”
“ i just want/wanted to help. ”
“ let me explain. ”
“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”
“ i’m on your side. ”
“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”
“ please, tell me you have a plan. ”
“ stay with me tonight. ”
“ don’t go. please. ”
“ i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”
“ talk to me. ”
“ i did what i had to do. ”
“ we can’t keep going on like this. ”
“ i’m just tired. ”
“ i’m scared. ”
“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it. ”
“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”
“ hope is dangerous. ”
“ i like seeing you smile. ”
“ you look beautiful. ”
“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”
“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”
“ i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up. ”
“ have a drink with me. ”
“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”
“ you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”
“ can i help you? ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”
“ do you wanna get out of here? ”
“ walk with me? ”
“ well, shit. ”
“ change isn’t easy. ”
“ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ”
“ i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad. ”
“ what did you want to tell me? ”
“ it was supposed to be simple. ”
“ you’ve got blood on your shirt. ”
“ you can stay with me. ”
“ what did you want to show me? ”
“ i miss ____ more than i thought i would. ”
“ i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know. ”
“ shut up. please. ”
“ fuck off. ”
“ hush, i’m trying to kiss you. ”
“ you’re lucky you’re cute. ”
“ i fucked up. ”
“ i just want to take it all back. ”
“ i can’t sleep. ”
“ can’t sleep? ”
“ we should get a pet. ”
“ if you have something to say, spit it out. ”
“ i’m allowed to be angry. ”
“ she/he aint even that cute. ”
“ just hold me. ”
“ do you want me to go? ”
“ i just need time. ”
“ i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that. ”
“ nothing you can say will surprise me. ”
“ everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind. ”
“ death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago. ”
“ i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity. ”
“ listen to me, please. ”
“ i’m not even sure what to say to that. ”
“ that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t. ”
“ am i supposed to care? ”
“ i do care. ”
“ you make me happy. ”
“ you look beautiful like this. ”
“ if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you. ”
“ it terrifies me. ”
“ just let me show you how i feel. ”
Send 💔 to accidentally tell my Muse you hate them during an argument
me: jsut send a normal text with no keysmashes just send a text w no keysmashes just send a
someone: hey
me: WSKJDFHB hi
@odawns
Reblog if you truly enjoy following me.
“ 𝔽𝔼𝔸ℝ. 𝕀𝕋'𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝔹𝔸𝕊𝕀ℂ, 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 ℍ𝕌𝕄𝔸ℕ 𝔼𝕄𝕆𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ. 𝔸𝕊 𝕂𝕀𝔻𝕊, 𝕎𝔼'ℝ𝔼 𝔸𝔽ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻 𝕆𝔽 𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕐𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾. 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂. 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝕆𝕆𝔾𝔼𝕐𝕄𝔸ℕ 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝔼𝔻. 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝕎𝔼 ℙℝ𝔸𝕐 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕄𝕆ℝℕ𝕀ℕ𝔾. 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕄𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝔾𝕆 𝔸𝕎𝔸𝕐. 𝕋ℍ𝕆𝕌𝔾ℍ 𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕐 ℕ𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ 𝔻𝕆. ℕ𝕆𝕋 ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕃𝕃𝕐. ”
INDEPENDENT & SELECTIVE JUGHEAD JONES
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* JOHN MULANEY ; THE COMEBACK KID.
❛ we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room. ❜ ❛ block letters and cursive look good together! ❜ ❛ yeah, but the past is the past. ❜ ❛ i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❜ ❛ i don’t give off that vibe. ❜ ❛ you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you. ❜ ❛ i’m so open and vulnerable. ❜ ❛ i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult. ❜ ❛ marriage is gonna be very magical. ❜ ❛ ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife. ❜ ❛ how could another person kill someone? ❜ ❛ i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it. ❜ ❛ it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. ❜ ❛ anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. ❜ ❛ that’s not even a situation. ❜ ❛ hey, you seen any loose milk? ❜ ❛ i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me. ❜ ❛ … and a hush falls over the room. ❜ ❛ isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing? ❜ ❛ it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends. ❜ ❛ aw, she’s ugly! ❜ ❛ wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video? ❜ ❛ ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents? ❜ ❛ what? huh? what? when? when? ❜ ❛ let’s see, what problems can we solve? ❜ ❛ that’s not how you talk. ❜ ❛ let’s change it to trick ___. ❜ ❛ it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma. ❜ ❛ oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker. ❜ ❛ ___ is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day. ❜ ❛ you are no longer the alpha of the house. ❜ ❛ look upon your sovereign, ___, and tremble! ❜ ❛ it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❜ ❛ i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes. ❜ ❛ it was like hanging out with my mom. ❜ ❛ they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy. ❜ ❛ so, there’s no toilets. ❜ ❛ well yeah, that’s how all of life works. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery. ❜ ❛ sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all. ❜ ❛ you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy. ❜ ❛ fell deadly silent, is what they all did. ❜ ❛ no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo. ❜ ❛ i had no supervision when i was a kid. ❜ ❛ i grew up before children were special. ❜ ❛ i’m so horny and angry all the time. ❜ ❛ and i have no outlet for it, so… eggs. ❜ ❛ i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian. ❜ ❛ you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under. ❜ ❛ i’m telling you three weeks in advance. ❜ ❛ that’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❜ ❛ and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving. ❜ ❛ in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. ❜ ❛ what do you do to afford v-necks, ___? ❜ ❛ ah, numbers. the letters of math. ❜ ❛ no one look at me or i’ll kill myself. ❜ ❛ thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❜ ❛ who could she have been talking to? ❜ ❛ i need you to believe me. ❜ ❛ one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet! ❜ ❛ i think about that every goddamn day. ❜ ❛ that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know? ❜ ❛ eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. ❜ ❛ a very upsetting thing to hear, yes? ❜ ❛ if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❜ ❛ one black coffee. same motherfucker. ❜ ❛ my feet were not on the ground. ❜ ❛ he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❜ ❛ then it is revealed that she has NO hand. ❜ ❛ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire. ❜
i’m at work and bored out of my mind. come talk / plot with me on disco.
@fnalred
I just really love all those ships that are like:
Character A: *does anything*
Character B:
me: i won’t get jealous me: who…that… :-)… .…
nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex
send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;
CATEGORY ONE; general
‘i can’t sleep’ sex
‘make up’ sex
‘break up’ sex
‘revenge’ sex
‘rebound’ sex
‘i’m bored’ sex
‘curiosity’ sex
‘first time’ sex
‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
‘hotel room’ sex
‘distraction’ sex
‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
‘anniversary’ sex
‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
‘post-argument’ sex
‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
‘comfort’ sex
‘walked in on while naked’ sex
‘to change the subject’ sex
CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers
‘i need a place to crash’ sex
‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
‘the elevator broke down’ sex
‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex
CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating
‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex
CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships
‘we just got engaged’ sex
‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex
CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+
‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex
‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex
‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex
‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex
‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex
fictional kiss things that end me
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
pressing their foreheads together while kissing
speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse
guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
running their thumb over the other’s lips
when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves
ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close
one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly
their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them
accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
then licks their lips and says “please”
PLOT.
a lot happened that winter break. it was supposed to be two weeks of fun but it ended in disaster when both the blossom & washington twins went missing. after a year, it seemed a reach to still hold on to hope that any of them were still alive. winter in the mountains was harsh & endless searching had turned up with nothing. there was nothing to do now except let them go & that was exactly what they planned. the washington’s just finished building a memorial for the young lives that were lost & the group planned to go visit it together, after which time they would once again spend their winter breaks in the cabin as they had the last three years prior.
RULES & INFO
please ( and i cannot stress this enough ) don’t join if you won’t be active. i don’t expect people to post every day or anything BUT taking up a role & then disappearing is not cool.
riverdale, caos, & until dawn characters will be the main group from last year. however, for the sake of allowing more people, the washingtons do have a ski lodge & people from other fandoms may stay in other cabins that are also on the mountain.
i’m only going to be accepting 18+ muns into this verse.
just to change things up, instead of josh “pranking” his friends, we will be going a different route when it comes to the scares the group will endure.
your character cannot use any magic/supernatural abilities in this verse as it gives them an unfair advantage that takes away from the fun. everyone will be human.
to join please message me your character, their age (17/18), & fc. for right now you may only apply for one character. any ocs will not be part of the original group from last winter.
PLAYERS
ashley brown / @odawns betty cooper / @snoopered emily davis / @escapemines jessica riley / @minesought josh washington / @prnkmster jughead jones / @serpentsleuth sabrina spellman / @crimejournalist sam giddings / @finalclimb
It’s Sinday! Whisper in my muses ear what you want to do with them...
And my muse will indicate whether they are keen or not.
Who knows you may find a new ship…