Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

klaine, yuri on ice, star wars, all things jane austen, everything, nothing, ramblings, nonsense, i blog (reblog really) about all kinds of shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[serpientedelparaiso]

personal af

Ok so I’m gonna use this space after not even visiting Tumblr in a while, mostly because it’s my only truly “safe” space on the internet, one that’s not followed by most of the people I know. I don’t even want people to read this, I’m basically treating this a diary post because I need to say something...

I’ve been seeing this guy for about two weeks now, and I am so fucking gone. I can safely say I’ve never wanted someone so badly, it’s almost primal. I’m having the best sex of my life... He makes me feel beautiful, sexy, wanted. And it’s not only the sex, it’s everything about him; he’s smart, he’s funny, he’s so witty and sarcastic... He’s just about everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. 

I’m a bit scared about how intense my feelings for someone I’ve known for just over a month can be, but I’m so ready to give this relationship a try. I think this could be a good, solid thing, and I’m just so fucking happy! I can’t believe I get to experience all this at 32. I can’t wait to get to know him better, and see where this could go.

[jonahsimms]

[fiona-widdershins]

jonahsimms:

+ Bonus:

[cutepetplanet]

[everythingscomingupklaine-deact]

i proudly belong to the ship that gets emotional over

[lou-annes-stuff-deactivated2018]

everythingscomingupklaine:

a ceiling,

a boombox,

a bird,

craft boxes,

and a cup of coffee.

[marisatomay]

Waking up on September 1st like

[masha-russia]

Hey little train! We are all jumping on The train that goes to the Kingdom We’re happy, Ma, we’re having fun It’s beyond my wildest expectation

[usatodayopinion]

— Trevor Noah, in Punchlines

[strixkid-deactivated20240927]

So Elijah Daniel became legit mayor of Hell (Michigan) and he starts off by approving eating ass and is now banning heterosexuals from Hell. 

God bless Hell

[strixkid-deactivated20240927]

I can’t make this shit up

official mayor tweets:

This is the one that kills me tho:

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[rottencoconut]

[mywelshprincecharming]

GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL

[ankha85]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[televisionsgif]

#bitch, me too

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[coolthingoftheday]

The Earth at night. Photographs taken by NASA.

(Source)

[ofthemoonandsea-deactivated2019]

Get the fuck out of my face this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen, do you realize how lucky we are to bask in the scientific capabilities of NASA? Holy fucking hell I love science

[livixbobbiex]

By far one of my favourite things about the yuri on ice fandom is that one day we just collectively decided that Viktor calls Yuuri солнышко (solnyshko - little sun), and literally nobody argued so it may as well be canon now