hereafter undefined

give us this day our daily meatball

[dailyilyarozanov]

What do you mean, why? HR 1.02

[my-dailydreams]

[cadaverconsumer-deactivated2025]

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

[harrisonforded]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) dir. Steven Spielberg

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[daughter-of-sapph0]

just killed the legendary hero while he was remembering his dead wife. fucking loser. he got distracted while imagining her laughing and smiling with him underneath thin bedsheets. what a dumb and cliche dead wife memory.

anyway i hit him with an eldritch blast while he wasn't looking. the dark wizard wins once again! nyehehehe

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[sentientsky]

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[darkcomedies]

oh dear

[movie-gifs]

A League of Their Own 1992, dir. Penny Marshall

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

[midnightstorries]

connor storrie and hudson williams at the Met Gala 2026 (📸 alexachung)

I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP

[femmedefandom]

the prevalence of the “6 7” usage today is because the children crave the season six episode seven masterpiece that is “once more with feeling”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[kawuli]

the reddit thread has more information, including:

- the climate the time sauropods were alive would have been amenable to tornado formation

- "My brother in Christ, tornadoes can chuck a freight train at Mach fuck, why makes you think a Sauropod is safe?"

[sunriseverse]

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

[shnehollander]

Shane Hollander Heated Rivalry S01E05

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this