Fictional After All

Transfemme artist of a fictitious persuasion. She/her. A bit tired of the Internet these days, but still reblog the occasional aesthetic post. I even post art when the stars align.

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[moonpaw]

back when doofenperry was popular a few months ago it was kinda funny bc i had one mutual who loved it and then another mutual who was the opposite and watching thholy shit one second my activity feed looks like a cat

[moonpaw]

FRIEND

[bad-comic-art]

From The Dark Knight Strikes Again, text and art by Frank Miller

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submitted by @giodrawsart​

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

[solarpunk-nightbird]

"humans don't purr" I mean yeah if you really wanna be technical about it, technically the word "purr" does scientifically refer to a specific set of vocalizations from a specific set of species,

but luckily this house (me) believes in language descriptivism, not English prescriptivism, so we're all good and I purr back at my cat every day

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[segamascott]

[ink-the-artist]

i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute

[shencomix]

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[seshladon]

Hey, you know what'll make our unity-demo-ass mobile game sell better? The worst AI slop you've ever seen!

[seshladon]

I'm having a fun time playing the sims with my friend. Why is there a meteor headed towards my house?

[seshladon]

Oh no. I just realized what tomorrow is.

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[atreidespacito]

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[christianstepmoms]

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

[pizzaback]

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

[elodieunderglass]

And I think that’s beautiful

[seshladon]

Okay kids, put the knives away.

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[marisatomay]

he had it coming