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jack wolfe, victoria justice, thomas brodie sangster, jennifer lopez, ralph macchio and halle berry: our human vampires everyone
percy would turn around for annabeth, will would turn around for nico, katniss would turn around for peeta, finnick would turn around for annie, ilya would turn around for shane, scott would turn around for kip, regulus would turn around for james, remus would turn around for sirius, evan would turn around for barty, dorcas would turn around for marlene, laurie would turn around for amy, mj would turn around for peter, ian would turn around for mickey, henry would turn around for alex, patroclus would turn around for achilles, rufus would turn around for mateo, odysseus would turn around for penelope, max would turn around for lucas, amerie would turn around for malakai, ca$h would turn around for darren, missy would turn around for sasha, spider would turn around for ant, violet would turn around for finch, eliza would turn around for hamilton, hamilton would turn around for laurens and hades would turn around for persephone— in this and every lifetime, just as orpheus turned around for eurydice.
because an orpheus who would never turn around for their soulmate would never go to the underworld at all.
no, you were NOT nonchalant or smooth when you invited your situationship to your house. (or cottage)
you were, however, acting HOMOSEXUALLY (yes alex, mickey and shane— i'm talking about you)
gay people can never say "i love you" normally and here is my proof:
1. "i love you" after 9 years of fucking your situationship in secret because your industry and country is homophobic
2. "i love you" after storming a palace and then proceeding to call your situationship an obtuse fucking asshole
3. "i love you" after your situationship goes missing with his mum during a manic episode and you're frantically calling him
it's always gotta be some dramatic or random shit (but we love them regardless)
imagine remus lupin wearing a wool jumper in winter because hogwarts is fucking cold.
now imagine the concerning amount of "wolf in sheep's clothing" jokes sirius, james and peter would've made because of it
rip the marauders era characters, you would've loved and gone viral because of the trauma candy salad trend