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hi my name's bear, i have a basketball game tomorrow. well, i'm a point guard, i got shoe game ! › darqweb

[sesordaed]

good morning

i'm ready to go back to bed

[thebootydiaries]

person: you look dead

me: thanks

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[redleeder]

[georgekush-blog]

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

[sesordaed]

i dream of days when i can walk into target and not come back out with something i didn't need in the first place

[princesconsuela]

[tennantbutt]

i dont need to go clubbing anymore i just go to the local grocery store that plays 80s music and stand there

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[sesordaed]

salutations

[bopeep]

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”