dude bro

jeff wittek john wick's son @nerfsdad

[bob-belcher]

me, at any minor inconvenience 

[earthdad]

i don’t want to just clap your cheeks physically i want to clap your cheeks emotionally

[earthdad]

me: do i like myself too much?

also me: do i just hangout with too many people that hate themselves so that any sort of positive self image looks like narcissism?

[nerfsdad]

@saltyemo start committing credit card fraud with me instead

[dkbatv2]

lonely? develop a god complex.

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[hollowflatexpandingearthtimecube]

[azirafuck]

we're all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

[nerfsdad]

y’all still play video games for fun? grow up and commit credit card fraud

[digitalbeachrave]

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[pajamaben]

your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[nerfsdad]

if climate change is real how was there a future for phil to come from

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[lopmon]

[energyprison]

god put me on this earth to make a ruckus