Torsten

20, UK. I lick rocks for fun.

[catchymemes]

[joshpeck]

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better

[teathattast]

another 4 hours should do the trick

[homunculus-argument]

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

[ohshoot]

[sandmandaddy69]

[bunney]

nice ripped knee hole. too bad its on the gay leg

[onlyhams]

cinderella………….

[ashblossomandjoyousspring]

[pentabulge]

[karinrebloggardjur]

weird medieval guys on twitter

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Going sicko mode

[decadent-hag]

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

[machinedramon]

[trapped--under--rice]

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

[railroadsoftware]

im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing  

[midiport]

mark of the yeast

[bisexualwario]

the current internet phenomenon of “making up a guy to get mad at” is the human equivalent of a dog farting itself awake and then barking at it

[memewhore]

[idealmombody]

I hate accidentally clicking on youtube trending

[reddus-sideblog]

every single video on Trending feels like it’s fake and couldn’t possibly be real