Ante Up!

Fuck it, FF thirstposting account! Probably mostly reblogs but you’ll get my art too ☆

[setzerfigaro]

Old content, but new content! They’re lovers, fight me

[cannibal-rainbow]

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

[edgar-allen-potpourri]

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

[edrec]

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

[anghraine]

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

[advanced-procrastination]

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

[polyhorde]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Singular “they” predates

Singular “you”

[setzerfigaro]

Taking Requests!

Probably gonna post this a few more times before October starts, but again, I am literally taking no-strings-attached Final Fantasy requests for Kinkober 2020 to motivate myself to do something with my hobbies instead of sitting around continuing to be a slug on the couch lmao

Instructions for request are written at this link to my Ao3 work for it.  please don’t hesitate to request or ask any questions!  c:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26637769

[tranarchist]

https://medium.com/@katelynburns/im-a-trans-woman-and-i-don-t-know-how-to-do-this-6958817a29b7

[morphodyke-blog]

honestly everyone who’s not a trans woman should reblog this because way way too many of you are still falling for this shit.

[skazkatzry]

This is how conspiracy and hate speech spread.

[prettyliar4everism]

Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways

[grenade-maid]

Unless your otp is a rare pair, in which case you can watch them fall in love six times, in six different ways.

[neon-crayons]

And you wrote four of them.

[setzerfigaro]

DFFOO brainworms

Kuja and Sherlotta would swap sick makeup tips

[quacksthetics-deactivated202212]

(Early) Kinktober List for 2020

Here are some prompts for Kinktober 2020. List can also be found on AO3.

Day 1: First Time | Sadism/Masochism | Gags | Baths

Day 2: Balcony Sex | Hickeys | Caging | Knotting

Day 3: Creampie | Nudes | Hate-fucking | Orgasm Denial

Day 4: Blindfolds | Face-sitting | Mommy/Daddy | Fisting

Day 5: Asphyxiation | Size Difference | Public Sex | Teasing

Day 6: Rimming | Lactation | Dominance/Submission | Mirrors

Day 7: Fingering | Whips | Watersports | Cunnilingus

Day 8: Corset | Stalking | Swinging/Partner Swap | Titfucking

Day 9: Knife Play | Hybrids | Sleepy Sex | Begging

Day 10: Lingerie | Aphrodisiacs | Wax Play | Scat

Day 11: Prostitution | Spanking | Licking | Sex Toys

Day 12: Vore | Lapdance | Orgy | Drunken Sex

Day 13: Seduction | Handjobs | Roleplay | Humiliation

Day 14: Stranger Sex | Frottage | Facial | Exhibitionism/Voyeurism

Day 15: Masturbation | Pet Play | Latex | Dirty Talk

Day 16: Scissoring | Impact Play | Body Swap | Macro/Micro

Day 17: Tickling | Formal Wear | Medical Play | Sex Demon

Day 18: Mind Break | Hair-pulling | Praise | Anal Sex

Day 19: Thigh-fucking | Nipple Play | Master/Slave | Cuckolding

Day 20: Human Furniture | Stockings | Shower Sex | Emeto

Day 21: Sexting | Cock-warming | Pegging | Sixty-nine

Day 22: Recording | Branding | Threesome | Feet

Day 23: Cross-dressing | Stripping | Tentacles | Piercings

Day 24: Massage | Omorashi | Collaring | Food Play

Day 25: Against a Wall | Biting | Bondage | Age Play

Day 26: Swallowing | Gender Change | Uniforms | Fucking Machine

Day 27: Inflation | Phone Sex | Groping | Deep-throating

Day 28: Shibari | Scratching | Xenophilia | Overstimulation

Day 29: Glory Hole | Worshipping | Dry Humping | Sensory Deprivation

Day 30: Aftercare | Role Reversal | Leather | Enemas

Day 31: Anything you want!

[setzerfigaro]

So I’m doing kinktober this year using this wonderful list! I know I don’t have many followers -BUT- I will take requests from this list (and they will be posted as a collection on my AO3 linked here), so if anyone sees this and would like to request something FF related, reply here or send me a message with pairings and number on the list!

I’m most comfortable writing 4, 5, 6, 9, and could probably do alright with 15, but I will try to tackle anything, including Dissidia/cross-game pairs!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[setzerfigaro]

Let’s play a game ♦️♣️♥️♠️

[venacoeurva]

[setzerfigaro]

I’m very funny

(and this is veeeery old lmao)

[setzerfigaro]

He touch the butt

Did this when I was first learning how to use Procreate so I have improved vastly but I’m puttin this out into the world

[setzerfigaro]

Added a new chapter of a request from Ao3. Check it out! And if anyone has Edgar/Setzer requests, just ask and I’ll work my magic eventually... 👀

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[setzerfigaro]

So tags don’t like links. Ya learn something new everyday. Gonna repost a drabble as text then, heh heh heh (I hope it’s not annoying on mobile I’m so sorry lol)

So here’s a small Edgar/Setzer drabble??

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Setzer was something of a one man rumor-starter around Jidoor. Of no exception was this particular trip into downtown. He was looking for a special gift. He beelined towards one of his favorite shops and stepped inside.

“Aaah! If it isn’t Mr. Gabbiani! Welcome, welcome!”

Setzer smiled- the usual warm greeting from the shopkeeper; this was the best-kept spirits shop around, and the owner knew the gambler would drop a pretty penny if he found something really nice or unusual.

“Help you find anything today?”

Setzer nodded, waving his hand back and forth as he described:

“I’m looking for a gift. Something... hmmm... dark with a rich, fruity flavor.”

The keep immediately began rummaging around behind the counter, and brought up several ornate bottles of the finest product he had normally hidden away from the town’s riff-raff.

“She must be a real special lady!” the shopkeeper laughed, and Setzer smiled. He looked the items over and decided on a beautifully decorated blue bottle, and handed over the gil for his purchase.

“Mmm, yes, I’m sure His Majesty Figaro will enjoy it,” Setzer hummed, quirking his lips up into a wry grin. “Do keep the change.”

He took the bottle and turned around for the door. He laughed as he heard the money clatter onto the counter.

Just another rumor for the mill.

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They love each other and I will die on that hill <3

[setzerfigaro]

Blaaahhhh, how many posts do I have to make before my tags become visible on this hellsite, ahhhhhhahaha

[oh-theatre]

Me: *stops writing* well that’s enough writing for now

Me: *later* Alright time to write!

Me: *staring at where I left off*

[jasonsthunderthighs]

[setzerfigaro]

I made this tumblr then neglected it oops

Hey what’s up, I also write sometimes 🙃 Here’s some sly Edgar/Setzer... 💖

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