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This new fish species is called Snuffleupagus. You can probably guess why | CBC Radio

S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear

SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL

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Fantastic article!! The guys looking for it were fish researchers who saw it one time, knew instantly it was an undescribed species, and then tried for nearly 20 years to find and document it!

It's a type of ghost pipefish, related to seahorses, and it floats around coral reefs looking like a piece of algae and hunting unsuspecting prey

They are, of course, named after Snuffleufagus from Sesame Street!

Later on it the project, they got citizen science involved, and people across the Pacific started reporting sightings of snuffy fish from all over!

Hooray for science and hooray for S. snuffleufagus !

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✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[auckie]

[fulminata2]

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

[auckie]

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

[plasmalogical]

signal boost

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This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!

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Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

[antiobjecttaskforce]

THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!

send them to HELL!!!

[wwwdebtdykecarlydotcapitalism]

growing out bangs is a Sisyphean task, but i seem to be juuuust about at the top of the hill with this big big boulder #myboulder

[kujakumai]

ygoverse online conspiracy theorist making giant incomprehensible jpeg charts like “Gozaburo Kaiba ‘falls’ out a ‘window’ in an after hours meeting where only his inner circle and his son were present, entire company now belongs to Seto Kaiba and almost immediately pivots to Duel Monsters. A year later, Maximillian Pegasus, the creator of Duel Monsters, is found murdered on his private island shortly after a tournament where numerous bizarre incidents were reported. And what’s seen leaving the island? That’s right, a KC helicopter, even though Seto Kaiba was not a recorded participant in the tournament. What was he doing there? The truth is in the Battle City footage. Why are there so many finalists with no competitive DM history? And why are so many of them wearing the same golden eye symbol? It all goes back to the freemasons, if you compare Yugi Muto’s pendant to the eye of providence you’ll see that–”

[seveningleven]

- it is a fundamental right of a gundam pilot to sometimes steal a dumb little car and drive it somewhere very stupid.

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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NYT has been discouraging reporters from sharing photos of luigi mangione - not due to concerns for his safety but to dissuade sympathy - and refuses to post his alleged manifesto in full. and today, they published an opinion by bret stephens about how brian thompson is the "real working class hero" of this story.

reddit deleted luigi's account, which was completely innocuous and consisted mostly of him giving out advice in health subreddits. they're also deleting any post that includes his alleged manifesto and banning users for sharing it.

luigi yelled that this was "an insult to the intelligence of the american people" while he was being dragged by police and news pundits are framing it as a deranged and violent outburst. news media are picking apart details of his life to paint him as a cold-blooded and mentally ill individual. even something as innocent as playing "among us" with friends is being framed as some insidious look into an assassin's disturbed psyche, ffs.

news media are also capitalizing on luigi's supposed "bizarre and impossible to understand" politics as an obvious way to paint him as a scary individual when the guy is... a centrist, at most. whose views are similar to those of your average college-educated white guy.

multiple news media also keep harping on about how luigi comes from a rich family. an obvious attempt to break the class solidarity that's been formed around this case by continuously trying to tell us "oh he's not like you guys" while ignoring the now pretty well-documented accounts of his multiple health struggles throughout the years.

and all this, and he hasn't even been found guilty of the crime he's allegedly committed. luigi is, as of right now, still innocent until proven guilty. and the news are trying to tear him apart because they obviously fear the symbol he's becoming for low and middle class america.

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[twunkydluffy]

wapeach fan art bcuz we love her sharp toothed loud and bossy vibes and also she’s my new daughter

(she dented her racket fucking up that question mark box)

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Follow my art blog !! Want to make art friends :)

[petr1kov]

what's funny about one piece is that for all that it takes place on a strange world filled with weird and silly looking characters, they do take their pirating and politics very very seriously and every big confrontation involving one of the big players of this world always has massive worldwide repercussions, but our protagonist is literally just anime bugs bunny and doesn't give a shit about any of that. the essence of this series is really the juxtaposition between the importance of the situations luffy finds himself in VS how little mind he actually pays to them. it's like this image as a 1000+ episode show

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still a work in progress but this is my first ever digital art project 🥹 based on a pumpkin i haven’t finished painting yet it’s me and my gf as bubblegum n marceline. i’ve had procreate less than a week so i’m rlly rlly excited and optimistic to see where my artistic pursuits take me. :’)

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hello these r all things i have recreated from dreams i’ve had recently

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via @raymoohackery

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke