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@romesinruins
Gertrude Stein said love thrives through "the skillful audacity to share an inner life."
It suggests that expressing the truth about who you are isn't something that amateurs do well.
Disciplined practice and ingenuity are required.
It also implies that courage is an essential element of successful intimacy. You may have to be adventurous if you want to weave your life together with another's.
how do i make my cat understand that i still love him even if i can’t stand the thought of 5kg of heat-emitting fluff in my lap in the middle of this heatwave
yes he won and is now using me as a cat bed
how do i make my cat understand that i still love him even if i can’t stand the thought of 5kg of heat-emitting fluff in my lap in the middle of this heatwave
shoutout to fans. gotta be one of my favourite inventions.
thinking about the horrific implications of Gabriella loudly fucking Lestat's body double while he actively re-lives his traumatic memories of being turned and assault by a monster who only preyed on men that looked exactly like him
Eva Stratt's pov of phm is kinda insane really. Because it's basically being told, hey humanity WILL go extinct soon. but we've decided that if one person makes it through all the levels of the Torment Nexus our chances of survival might increase. they might also not. Anyway. We think you're the best person to do this. Your reward is that everyone will hate you forever.
And you're like well. I'd rather trust myself to the fate of the world than anyone else. And I'd rather not let anyone else suffer the Torment Nexus just because of my own feelings. That seems kinda selfish. Alright sure.
So you enter the Torment Nexus. Each level has you pressing buttons like, [abduct innocent scientists to your vat: chances of humanity's survival increases by 0.005%] [everyone disliked that] [congrats! your moral goodness has decreased!].
The later levels get even worse. [blow up Antarctica: chances of humanity's survival increases by, ummm who knows ????] [total humans negatively affected: ????] [congrats! you're an ecoterrorist!].
Then you reach the final level. It reads: [through this door you'll break the news to your friend that he needs to die.] And you're like, wait he has to die??? I have to tell him?? But that's incredibly fucked up. After I went through the Torment Nexus as well. But it's the last level. So oh well. I can do this I suppose. Rather me than anyone else.
You enter the level and you friend is standing next to a cliff. You go over to him and say, hey this really fucking sucks but I've just learnt you need to jump off the cliff. Then we might be able to save humanity for real though. Maybe billions of people can survive if this works.
Then he turns to you and is like, are you fucking insane? And starts sprinting away from the cliff. Suddenly you have a gun in your hand. You're like, no wait. I don't want to do this. For real? I gotta shoot him for real? [Chances of survival if he lives: 0%. Chances of survival if he dies: maybe NOT 0%......????]. You pull the trigger. [congrats! you're a murderer!]
To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.
I became a tattoo artist at 49.
Married the love of my life at 50.
Got my Class A CDL at 59.
You've got time.
As long as you're breathing, you've got time.
taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing
damn only one? who’s gonna tell travis
you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.
uh oh! fans of the unreliable narrator show are trying to find the one true reliable narrator of them all out of the unreliable narrators!
genuinely curious, out of my mutual/follower-sphere,
Do you have a good relationship with your father?
yeah!
nope!
don't have a father (disowned, etc)
wasn't present/didn't know him
he's dead (complicated, etc)
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend
HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS (2022) dir. Mike Cheslik
eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀
do I even need to caption it at this point
Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife
i also want to read this guy’s dead wife
