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[sevenspecialidiots]

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NOTICE: if you only want to see my OM! content and you don’t want the random reblogs I occasionally throw out, just block the tag #jae spams.

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This blog is specifically for handing out Obey Me content like those food samples you can get at the grocery store, except here, you can get seconds. You heard that right. Seconds.

You wanna know how Simeon would react to MC working in the mafia? I’m on it. If you wanna read about Mammon and MC accidentally blowing up part of RAD? I’m your girl. Lucifer finding out that his precious MC helped Satan and Belphie cover his office head-to-toe in Hello Kitty stickers? All you have to do it ask, my lovelies. I am here to serve.

Although my OC is she/her, my works will automatically default to have a gn!MC unless requested otherwise.

I think all of the brothers and dateables are extremely attractive in their own way so I have no problem writing for any of them (except Luke because he is a smol child), but my favourites are Lucifer, Barbatos (the put-together, prim and proper type), and Mammon (my ideal irl husbando LOL). Do what you will with that information.

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I’m okay with writing...

Vague smut suggestion. Vague. Those posts will be labeled with “VWD” (view with discretion). If you are 15 years old or below, I am asking you to stay away from these. (I say 15 because let’s be real, teenagers just know these things due to the “glories” of high school.) I am trusting your own judgement. I know I can’t stop y’all from not reading these, so that’s why I’m asking you to view with discretion. 

Vague angst. I do mean vague. I am sensitive and emotional bby. I literally cannot read angst without being in a slump for the rest of the day LOL it hurts my tiny heart. I will have some posts with a little bit of angst (more like discomfort) but everything will round out for a happy ending. Everything.

Okay honestly... I’ll write almost anything. I am a sarcastic and creative person, so the only things I won’t write are listed below. But really, the sky is the limit y’all. Please get creative, please send stuff in, because I am for it!

Things I won’t write...

NSFW. It’s not that I have a problem with writing stuff like this, it’s just that there are so many people that write NSFW and so many minors.... It just scares me a little bit how open some people are to exposing this stuff to minors and I’m just not really comfortable with that. However, as mentioned above... I am alright with writing vague suggestion. 

Anything romantically involving Luke. Listen y’all.... this bby is so smol and precious and he is literally a child. I’m okay with writing platonic stuff for him, but if you want anything else please leave-

Controversial topics. Pineapple on pizza? I’ll write that. Is a hotdog a sandwich? I’ll write that too. (I am a firm believer that it is a taco) But the second we get to the heavier stuff like politics and racism, that kind of stuff is not something I’d like to discuss here.  This blog is an open and safe space for all communities and I love everyone and don’t want to upset anyone (or myself) so let’s please keep this space open and welcome!

[lothloriien]

im not going to be on tumblr tomorrow (still might check dms), for my own safety and wellbeing. but before i log off, i want to say a couple things

9/11 was a tragedy. everyone knows and sees that. just because i am muslim does not mean that i am going to justify 9/11. whatever bin laden’s motivation was, he did a disgusting thing and killed thousands of innocent people

just because 9/11 was an attack by someone who calls themselves muslims doesnt make all muslims terrorists. i cannot believe this is a sentence i have to type, but here i am. muslims - true muslims - do not condone violence. against anyone. i can go into all the details and the what-ifs and everything, but i dont have the energy for that. just know that violence is strictly frowned upon (note: this does not include self-defense. if somebody is attacking you and you are unable to get away, then fight back. again, there’s no debate on that).

check up on any muslims you know. your friends, neighbours, coworkers, acquaintances, even people you don’t like all that much. we are incredibly stressed out, especially if we live in a western country. just a quick text to see if they’re okay tomorrow will mean a lot

do not think that because you don’t live in america, you’re exempt from this. any western country has this problem, even if you live in a relatively okay area. i do. my friend (who lives in the same area as me) went to walmart and had a hijab on. she was nearly run over (intentionally, the guy was glaring at her and her mother the entire time) while trying to get to the store. she only realized when she got home that it was 9/11. i live in a safe area of canada. this should not be happening. but it is.

if you are in any way, shape, or form, islamophobic, get the hell off my blog

[lothloriien]

also if you’re not muslim you’re not allowed to use the word jihad

it literally means struggle in the way of Allah (SWT). somebody who struggles with wearing hijab vs fitting in is going through jihad. somebody who hijacks a plane is not

until y’all can behave you don’t get to use it, make jokes regarding it, or use it to refer to any terrorist attacks

[lothloriien]

non muslims can and should reblog this actually

[bbwangelik420]

good evening to all the she/they’s may your they be used this week

[jinxpantsu]

Everyone who gave me shit over saying Thirteen is a girl better apologize now because Solomon uses she/her when referring to Thirteen

[alice-revolution]

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[thatfeministkilljoy]

Men quite literally have 0 respect for women as human beings. This is an article about a type of rape, and Shaun thinks it’s a good idea to spread tips on how have unprotected sex without your partner’s permission, in a way that you’re even less likely to face any consequences (you’re already incredibly unlikely to face consequences for rape, esp rape by deceit). Men get mad that women don’t trust them, but it’s proven time and time again we have no reason to.

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[nkogneatho]

Hie. I currently need to pay my sister's annual school fees of two years as I stated in the last post but I really couldn't earn the money due to other problems. We weren't able to pay last year's because of covid. I'm in need for 1000$ at the moment. I'm right now working a basic job of packing boxes but it doesn't pay enough.

If you like my content, you can tip me here at ko-fi.

If you're new, here's my masterlist.

Every help of any amount is appreciated. Sorry if this post comes off as annoying. I'm in need. This is no way me forcing you. Only if you can and if you're willing to.

Thank you.🥺🤍

Reblogs are very much appreciated.

[keygirls]

So much violence. Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a little head pat

[zanomanji-deactivated20230210]

I write straight into the drafts 😭😭😭😭

i used to do that until one day I wrote a whole ass fic and then tumblr refreshed and it was gone :)

never trusted that bitch ever again

[sevenspecialidiots]

why i write in my notes ♡︎

[sevenspecialidiots]

i'm so confused

i just got this in my to do list

yall. the event doesn't start until tmr.

wat.

[grox]

[sevenspecialidiots]

i had to laugh

[mugetsupipefox]

Me trying to leave a comment on a fic I love but not knowing what to say

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[tim-official]

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

[howtofuckamonster]

Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid

[oversensitivebi]

was this post made by monster fuckers or

[tim-official]

yes it was

[sevenspecialidiots]

Hello your page seems wonderful- but I couldn't help noticing when I scrolled past: WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FRICKETY FRACK DEVILDOM-DASHED HELLION OF EXISTENCE IS THAT PROFILE PIC-

hiii thank you!! buT HAHA OMG okay so i was scrolling on IG one day (like a month ago) and i saw this

and i was like HAHAHA THIS

so when i was tryna revamp my blog about a week ago, i was like "this. this is it."

also since we're here, the IG account I got it from was @anaidelen if y'all wanna copy and paste that and go follow like rn

[wordsnstuff]

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