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[miss--river]

Infinity War AU where it never happened

[fanonical]

just to annoy hermione, luna pretends that she doesn’t believe in birds for a solid month

[sentrysvoid]

What matters is the part we choose to act on.

[tarmairons]

Helena Bonham Carter as Rose Weil in Ocean’s Eight (2018)

[lilmamafromthemiddleeast]

Italian conservator Lorenza D'Alessandro

[debnamcarevs]

Harry Potter meme: nine characters [1/9] - Ronald Bilius Weasley. “I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was Head Boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first.”

[homesoutofhuman]

Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work

[marvelflicks]

My favorite thing about acting is you have to learn how to work with people that you probably would never try to. Some people just aren’t supposed to be in a room together, and you have to be in a room with a group of people who might not all get along and you have to figure out how to come together for one thing. That collaboration is special, and people don’t get to exercise that. I think that’s why people become stubborn, and I think that’s why people become uninspired to change. In this job you have to.

[fuckyeahlolawolf]

Zoë Kravitz for Levi’s must-haves, advertised in Vogue Magazine.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[thoughts-in-shower]

Deep Shower Thoughts:

1. We really underappreciate the time that we’re not hiccuping.

2. Scientists are adult kids stuck in the “why phase.”

3. The fact that humans love blowing dandelion seeds is a lucky coincidence for dandelions.

4. Fish who are caught then released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

5. Attractive people with shitty personalities are the human equivalent of clickbait titles with shitty content.

6. X is used more in math than in the english language.

7. Listen to elderly when they start telling those old stories. These are the highlights of their full, thick, eventful human life.

8. As children we’re told not to talk to strangers but as adults we’re considered anti social if we don’t talk to strangers.

9. “A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backwards.

10. It’s considered rude to be looking at your phone while eating, but back then it was completely acceptable to be reading a large ass newspaper at the table.

11. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity…but it’s also the definition of practice.

12. Harry Potter isn’t a nerd, he is a jock. He didn’t try very hard in school, cheated on homework constantly, was a sports star, and ended up joining the police/military

For more daily shower thoughts Follow @deepshowerthoughts​

[co-existence]

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

[tallwife]

I think not only does this site have horrible reading comprehension but it extends into like, being horrible at evaluating films or tv shows or games properly. All of this is because you had a superiority complex during high school literature classes and assumed your teacher over analysed text

[tallwife]

this manifests into like, angryposting about film critics not liking your favorite mediocre badly paced cgi filled superhero movie when meanwhile you wouldnt get this mad over any other media professional using their understanding of their field to do their job and report on it. 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In the 22nd century, the word homeschooling was replaced with homosexualing. My mom ordered a teacher for me from an organ market and she told me, “Tomorrow you’ll be homosexualed,” and I was homosexualed for three years but Sauron only taught me Tic-Tac-Toe tricks.

[alextobyteam-deactivated2019032]

There is so much happening in this where do we even begin

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[compljcated]

i hope my soulmate slept well last night

[vrainydays]

                             “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

[chasingtrophywhitetails-deactiv]

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me