Eggy

Previously evantheegg My name’s Eddie :)

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[severalsharkeggs]

Loose leaf earl grey tea

[severalsharkeggs]

Last few hours being blonde, gonna go pink soon

[severalsharkeggs]

Pink!

[moldycorpse]

Need to find a job need to kill myself

[hyrude]

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[100deadsaints]

happiest birthday to the only guitarist in the world

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[severalsharkeggs]

If I could live off mozzarella I would

[severalsharkeggs]

Poodle fursona sketch I drew for my gf

[severalsharkeggs]

Last few hours being blonde, gonna go pink soon

[tankhall]

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[infertilityidol]

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"