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[severe-chill]

that scene in gran hotel where ayala’s trying to figure out if the people who questioned random village dude #2 were julio and alicia and it’s like

ayala: what did they look like

random village dude #2: they were hot as fuck. total 11/10 snacks

ayala: aHA!! there are only TWO hot people in this town!! I rest my case!!

[biscuitsarenice]

Angela Carter: Of Wolves & Women

[detournementsmineurs]

Mia Wasikowska in “Jane Eyre” de Cary Joji Fukunaga (2011), d'après le roman éponyme de Charlotte Brontë (1847).

[severe-chill]

psa sierra burgess is a loser had the biggest lesbian energy of all time and veronica/sierra was the ending we deserved

[severe-chill]

me: hmm maybe I should watch one of these gran hotel remakes

also me: lol who am I kidding I’m gonna hate it

me: [rewatches gran hotel]

[headmistressbandita]

Can we just talk about “As You Like It” for a second?

I just need to take a moment to appreciate how EVERYONE

IN

THIS

GOD

DAMNED

PLAY

IS A

SARCASTIC

LITTLE

FUCK!!!!!!

[nessa007]

The fact that Andre Braugher has still not won an Emmy and hasn’t even been nominated in recent years for his portrayal of Captain Raymond Holt is an absolute travesty.

[splendidland]

girls only want one thing and it’s a scrying falcon that they can send out to survey the land for their enemies and they can see what it sees through a crystal ball

[stimman3000]

hey guys here’s my review of how much various horror movies fit their titles

scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. could have been called “guy in a screamy mask with a knife” but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10

the descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10

it follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10

Oculus: dumb. Idk what oculus means and I don’t care. shld have been called “murder mirror” 0/10

the babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. very good 10/10

creep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10

the exorcist: there is an exorcist 8/10

the houses that October built: October can’t build houses. It’s a month. Idiots. 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October

silent hill: I don’t think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10

paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10

the blair witch project: I guess what they’re doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but I’d call it more of a “documentary” than a “project” 7/10

split: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie 0/10

the midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10

the conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. they’re actually trying to get rid of something, which is like. the opposite of conjuring -100/10

[watchfleabag]

[severe-chill]

@lalierz

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[holdingontoyoufordearlife]

I will never not love this montage with every fiber of my being.

[mehsutozils]

How many carts of food does Julio take just so he has a reason to see Alicia? Does Alicia actually order any of the stuff he brings? Does Julio just take the first cart he sees or does he prepare one specifically for Alicia? Do people not notice this him bringing her excessive amounts of room service? Or do they just assume Alicia is just really hungry, like, all the time?

[dykepaldi]

[algernonmoncrieff]

any of yall on here read hamlet by william shakespeare . not to get deep but it’s good

[georgiansuggestion]

travel to yorkshire and join a society of theoretical magicians

[medusabraids]

same energy