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･ﾟ✧☁︎ 𔒌 haunting the narrative

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name: leya

age: 23

pronouns: she/her

a03: dogbathwater

tiktok (edits!): severedandslaying (same user)

substack (non-fic writing): @leyaistyping

fandoms: i write for LOST only, but will interact with marvel, x-men, smiling friends, severance, iasip, succession fandoms! always looking for moots ♡ ̆̈♡ ̆̈♡ ̆̈

hobbies: knitting + crochet, writing, reading, film, and baking

dni: zionists, trump supporters, racists, homophobes, etc. i do not stand for any of these beliefs!!

this blog is mainly sfw. if i post anything nsfw (most likely fics), it will be tagged properly with content warnings. you are responsible for what you consume on the internet!

✎ᝰ. fics masterlist

welcome !!

divider from @enchanthings

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i feel like a victorian writer gone mad everytime i wake up in the middle of the night with yet another fic idea

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guys i can’t get into my hbo account 😭😭 euphoria finale post is delayed until further notice

[cekshephard]

what kind of tattoos would the characters in lost have?

i imagine kate getting a tattoo about horses and it would be so meaningful!! this area would definitely suit her, but she could get it on her arm or leg too??

i feel like it would be sweet if juliet had a minimalist tattoo with a freedom theme and she would love it; she could get it on her back or shoulder

i was thinking of getting musical note tattoos, french words, and ballerina for shannon. then the eiffel tower came to mind, and this photo made me feel so much like shannon, but my mind is still on the ballerina...

i had an idea for a different tattoo to fill jack's other arm, but then i thought about tattoos he could get on his back because i think this would suit him really well... i think jack would get an airplane-themed tattoo like this on his back

OHHH there were so many tattoos that gave off sawyer's vibe... basically, the tattoo style i thought would suit him best and that sawyer would like the most was something wrapped around his arm like this. i was thinking of things like a pine tree, a mountain, and a gun, but this...

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more  writing  news  (non  fic  related  lol)  :  i  just  published  my  second  substack  article!  it's  about  the  shy  girl  book  controversy.  sort  of  serves  as  a  review  but  also  a  rant,  and  a  rewrite.  anyways  i  spent  a  lot  of  time  working  on  it  and  would  love  to  hear  people's  thoughts.  woof  woof.

https://substack.com/@leyaistyping/note/c-266445709r=6kk2k2&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

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i feel bad but i want to write a LOST dark!fic oneshot instead of drafting chp 6 of she's got a bf rn...

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cmbyn 2 tease… timothee chalamet has officially been dragged back into the sad gay indie film asylum

[blueribbonbaby]

So now maddy and Cassie are in debt to the sex trafficker 😵‍💫

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post e7 thoughts

ali's back! finally some good fucking food for once. why is it that the first 5 minutes of every episode set the bar so high and the rest is shit? honestly this whole season needs to be centered on rue and ali since the show started off with them. more coleman domingo please!

the lexi and rue convo was so useless. why is it that s3 is filled with scenes of actors just narrating the past events like we the audience don't already know? and even if we didn't, why does modern TV not trust their viewers?

maddy should have slapped cassie harder. honestly she should have beat her. cassie fumbled not one, not two, but THREE jobs (since she got maddy fired too) that was going to make her fithy rich. and now she's back to square one and still doesn't take anything seriously. least she could have done was withdraw the money from OF before cancelling the account.

kitty is going to die or be sold into trafficking (again). that bbl's never happening im sorry that was def a tactic. esp since rosalia/magick gave that heartfelt goodbye and told her to come back.

laurie's boys and faye have a white power bonfire and somehow become even more sadistic pieces of shit every episode.

maddy's pimping herself out too to alamo bc of this cassie bs. NO ONE IS SAFE NOW. guys forget the theory that maddy and alamo are gonna get married our girl is FUCKED. she's never becoming the madam of her dreams.

nate's dead in a box. who gaf. i don't. his character died the second sam levinson dropped the secret relationship with jules. it was all downhill from there. anyways i hope the snake is okay. jacob elordi u are now free from the shackles of shitty film/tv.

faye is the worst character on this show. "why am i the only one who's loyal?" GIRL STFU U FOLDED SO FAST FOR NAZI DICK UR THE LEAST LOYAL PERSON IN THIS HOUSE!! she has ZERO incentive to get involved and now she's the no.1 reason rue will die in the finale. the queen of birds.

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post e6 (so very late)

1. alamo backstory was okay. a little too long but the acting was decent. how many backstories are we going to get though like this show needs to wrap up soon.

2. wayne getting made at faye for doing coke even though they are full-time drug dealers ?? also the n*zi tattoo ?? isn’t sam levinson jewish like what the fuck . plus the prenatals ??? faye and wayne literally live in laurie’s basement they are so white loser trash omfg. please never reproduce faye weighs as much as a needle how’s she even gonna have a baby.

3. is it just me or laurie lost all of her aura this season. now shes just lame and honestly she seems bored of this life. where is criminal drug lord laurie ??? why’d her face turn pale when alamo threatened her ??? the same laurie that’s been threatening to kill this man since day 1 ???

4. maddy’s giving total cat woman vibes with the black leather outfit and smokey eye. can we get an alexa demie dc catwoman reboot please and thank you.

5. rue and jules fantasising about getting married and having kids… my god the delusion is off the charts 😭😭😭 rue is a drug mule with an active DEA case and jules is a sugar baby who dropped out of school. also that random ass slap when have we ever seen jules get physical.

6. i absolutely hate how captivated i am by sydney sweeny’s cassie. her improv on LA Nights unfortunately got me. this is high camp meta performance art i fear.

7. rue talking with her mom on the phone felt a little off idk. i feel like she’s never coming home she’s def gonna die or run off to mexico before the cops get her.

8. nate lost another body part. oh well. also his rage scene with the flower plot and the f slurs… just lame.

9. bishop once again being the coolest character this season and most likely in the show. he 100% knows rues working with the DEA. that snake scene at the end scared the shit out of me. and i have a feeling he’s told maybe not alamo but def the other guy (i forgot his name). bishop honestly might be the one to kill rue if she’s dying this season.

10. ending scene with the burning tree looking like the cross was really cool i can’t lie. definitely signifying shit is getting crazy and rue is deep in religious delusion (or atleast wants to be instead of resorting to practice solutions). hans zimmer soundtrack still sucks tho.

[lostmemesinternational]

sometimes lostmemesinternational isnt just about art or memes. sometimes its about tiktok video and about kate jack sawyer ofc

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i really need to start acting like a bitch to my family or im going to get another autoimmune disease

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fuck it… heathcliff!sayid moodboard

if  only  there  was  a  fic  out  there  that  brought  this  aesthetic  to  life...  hmmm...

divider:  @anitalenia

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maddy girl you are in DANGER 😭 i promise this high school drama is not that serious cassie doesn’t even like nate that much

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might have gotten a job offer guys how do i not end up like tyler catastrophe and ruin my life 🫣🫣🫣

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rodent virus in europe. goodbye everyone im not leaving my house until 2030.

[sugar-petals]

i love how the internet agrees on the ‘begone, nepo babies’ sentiment and that the skarsgårds get a rare pass for not being americans and instead freaks