I changed my blog title.

Ryan. NYC. 20. he/him.

[all-pacas]

guys i have to show you my favorite house of all time. words cannot describe. have you ever wanted a house with a pool because do i have the house for YOU

2 bedroom, 2 bath, a nice exterior. i like the red door and red chimney!

the kitchen, i thought, opens up to the backyard/pool. it's not quite my style but i think they were going for some 70s futurism and i don't hate it, you can work with it!

huh, the living room seems... small.

not a huge fan of the bathroom and second bedroom, but...

wait, this is the master bedroom? can i get a layout on this thi--

oh

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[metallicat777]

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

[mockva]

[silveve]

Imagine being hunted for sport in this fucking house

[dreadwedge]

want to know a trick? i live next to the municipal lot where they park school buses overnight and ive been sneaking in on the weekend and replacing the material in the seat cushions with flour. my uncle is a miller with an unhealthy dependency on eating cotton so he's always willing to make a trade. basically im prepping for a miracle. i want to run for mayor in a decade or so and i figure a miracle would be a good way to get votes. i can picture it now. i show up for the debate in wizard garb. my opponent says "what is this? you are not magic". i raise one eyebrow and say "oh yeah? check every school bus." they do it and they find the flour. i smile on the television. "i can feed this city" i am saying. nobody knows the truth except my uncle who by this point is more taxidermy than man on account of his stuffing. want to go on a date? you could be my "first lady". not like marriage or anything. what im saying is i never had sex with a woman before

[kushblazer666]

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[twiststreet]

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[ratfuck]

[mallowmaenad]

christmas is kind of like if for 1/6 of the year everyone got really into ska and started wearing the fedoras and checkered clothing and they only played ska music in stores that the employees clearly weren't enjoying and everything was just ska themed for a while and one day someone eagerly asks you what ska you're listening to and when you tell them you're not doing the whole ska thing for the tenth time in a row its like a 50/50 chance that their face suddenly falls deathly serious and they say "are you one of those people who thinks all orphans should be drowned in boiling shit?" or they chuckle and squint at you and say "oh yeah you must be one of those people that listens to pop punk! Its kinda like a weird, different ska I guess! I am going to a ska concert later today if you wanna come along and see how awesome ska is, as enforced by the ephemeral force of enjoying ska instilled in all moral beings!" and this has been going on for so long that all the ska music is just people saying "pick it up" over and over again and plastering everything in checker patterns and theres a whole wave of people who think everyone has forgotten how to really enjoy ska but they actually just want an older version of the artificially enforced ska mania everyone is having and they made a book and several movies called "the man who did not like ska" about a disgusting evil spinach creature that hated everything and ate broken glass every day who learns basic empathy after hearing an upstrummed guitar for the first time.

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[battry-acid]

MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED...

this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won 'silliest project' and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.

all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[sexhaver]

if nothing else at least ive made it to my big age of 31 without getting reflexively mad at people half my age coming up with new memes. getting genuinely mad about shit like "6 7" is one of the early warning signs of aging into a Republican

[yekokataa]

[rivsquiv]

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever