Death is just permanent sleep

Bitches told me I'd have my magical girl transformation when I turn 18. Didn't happen.Very disappointed.

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[dankxsinatra]

@marisk-a

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Always reblog

[unclebeanbag]

Always

[animeworld]

Reblog

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[meburgers]

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[tsunflowers]

she's 31

[strangeauthor]

she's 31

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[nanapup]

this is gospel to me

[toskarinfr]

[wetchickenbreast]

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

want to see my favorite piece of vintage clown jewelry?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was not prepared for the overwhelming amount of enthusiasm in the replies, but fortunately I am prepared to make everybody regret this optimism!

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[parakavka]

[cooldogpics]

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[yuriartillery]

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

[enith-derogatory]

Just kiss already

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[casgirl]

Red sauce that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others.