I eat rocks

He/they, 28

[dailycatsblog]

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

[bubblebaath]

shrimp flavour, part 2

[rinnegami]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[mindnumb-opus]

Mother and her chud son

[joshinin]

"I thought I had this under control…"

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[reactionimagesdaily]

[kittygallore]

Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

just fuck my shit up

[daily-fandragon]

Day 365

Do You Like the Color of the Sky? from Tumblr by CherryJasper

[altrnvte]

You wish to stay here forever.

[altrnvte]

6 years ago when i really started making art in the community, one of the earliest things i drew was Riven.

Time is a funny thing, isn't it.

[jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i don't wanna die, not yet, please, just a little deeper.

[hypnospino]

Ventricular fibrillation.

A bit messy, but what i intended to do anyways

Also a little comic.

İ love playing games with a friend who does not know how to play the said game

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[ilomart]

Rya, commission