cowtools

a candy colored clown they call the sandman. 27. they/he, do not follow me if ur a minor.

[fuckedelf]

I’m jerking a cum tribute to all tha victims of car crashes

[couchnapping]

rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in their volvos

I dive in her vulva

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[ink-the-artist]

This is the reason, and the only reason, you must hang.

[segamascott]

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[liloschka]

tumblr show me half naked men bound and gagged

[jtrocks9]

So i played Undertale.

The demo at least. Was fun, until I saw how the community was similar to homosuck. Immediately uninstalled.

[whoiscallingme]

[girlballs]

they're saying "Big Areolas" is the sound of the summer

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[anineillustration]

some tea things

[sex-warlock]

seeing someone gently try to prod bc someones art looks super AI lol

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[witchstone]

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

[franzkavkas]

[powerburial]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is