Poke It With A Stick

Fandoms? Lesbianism? Equalitarianism? You've come to the right place.

[melonmemes]

[intensesuggestion]

why get a boyfriend when you can get a pack of really nice pens

[best-of-imgur]

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

[sexually-allergictonuts]

Pro-tip: Wait to do your assignments the night before after having a few beers for top marks.

[labias]

Oh my god

[anosmic-sheep]

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

[snakelung]

once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

[viralfrog]

[shittydad]

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

[dapperdragon]

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

[roachranch]

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

[lapisbitch]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Five: I’m sorry, why didn’t you think you could be a lesbian?

Vanya: well, I - look, do you remember that time when we were twelve and Klaus said being gay was his thing and I wasn’t allowed to copy him? 

Five: …

Five: and you believed him?

[doggosource]

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

vanya + playing the violin

[bedbugbiting]

My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.