[rosebudmouth-deactivated2016092]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[kaninjoestar]

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

[thesylverlining]

seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET YOU BUY  ME LUNCH NOOO DON’T I AM NOT WORTHY OMG PRECIOUS FRIEND NO ;A;”

[rosellaascamarcio-deactivated20]

So how do you kill yourself without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

[herbalfaun]

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[volatilequeen]

Laaaawd that was cruial

[okayaqua]

savage

[gaytaire]

Torch their ass

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[soinglorious-deactivated2021040]

what the fuck?

[leenfeels]

where are the “all lives matter” ppl at now

[ripeputa]

^^

[bitchimightbey]

Damn, yo

[kdawg425]

Smh

[haelroyale-deactivated20190717]

I just…wow

[rejectedtheory]

[charlottewinslow]

[youngvlxanoes]

i need a hug and six months of sleep

[botwinn-deactivated20121116]

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[thebelchers]

[mortalhusk]

Single people want relationships, settled people wonder if they’re missing out on something, traveling types miss stability, stable ones are restless, old friends want new friends, new friends miss old friends, and basically almost everyone my age has some dangling worry trailing around after them everywhere that they’re somehow not doing everything, that what they’re doing is not altogether the right thing, that they are missing out. … Do not be ashamed. The doubt is natural, and everyone you know – yes, even that person – carries it sometimes too. Allow yourself to be peaceful. Allow yourself satisfaction in what you have. If you really don’t like it, allow yourself permission to make changes.

Lillian Schneider  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[scattredthoughts]

Do not let your tongue mention someone’s faults. You are also full of faults, and others have tongues too.

Dr. Philips (via kvtes)

[californialuxe]

[halvornybo]

insta @ halvornybo

[18dezember-deactivated20190418]

X

[sexxxdrreams]

Next yr

[nearlya]

[mirrormaskcamera]

Rita Ackermann.  Heroines 2, 2014