sguigglygoggli

person? sure. tired? yes. she? her.

[sguigglygoggli]

a silly hashtag if you ever feel you're curious enough to look at pictures of mine. there are snippets of writing too, how lovely.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t get why min-maxing mindset language learners are so concerned about beginners learning “useless” vocabulary. That’s the fun stuff.

[mpregeminem]

why would i like this job you say? well you see i've done some regrettable things in the past and your wage and lack of benefits seem like a fitting punishment

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[heavyweightheart]

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

[stylo-90]

tags via @theendofmybody

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[hacash]

Couldn’t get eclipse glasses but my humble colander got my back

[chubs-deuce]

My pics are kind of ass but okay enough for a phone camera, this was such a cool experience omg

[ashes2caches]

you need to give that trans girl the space to be an evil princess. you need to buy her a cursed tower and such.

[mollyjames]

The year is 2032. All sexual content has been banned from the internet. The only way to legally jack off is now by purchasing the Marvel Rivals battlepass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

[shadeswift99]

(barely conscious, rapidly fading out) hmmmmh.......,..... Mimbo Jimbo... ..

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

[probuccalfat]

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

[toast-star]

something i think a lot of white people don't understand is that saying racist antiblack things 'ironically' 'as a joke' 'satirically' or 'as bait' is still... just being racist. as if saying 'bait used to be believable' somehow undoes the disrespect? as if pointing out that its probably a bot or a psyop nullifies the slurs? as if informing me that its a meme/copypasta/reference means you're not at fault for repeating them? as if any of this is okay? it doesn't work like that. why is the hatred and disrespect of black people acceptable background noise for you? why do you find it funny?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

[byjove]

if you’re asking AI for relationship advice, you’ve already lost. lost what? the argument, your sanity, the relationship, the house in the divorce. loser behavior.