sguigglygoggli

person? sure. tired? yes. she? her.

[sguigglygoggli]

a silly hashtag if you ever feel you're curious enough to look at pictures of mine. there are snippets of writing too, how lovely.

[ashes2caches]

you need to give that trans girl the space to be an evil princess. you need to buy her a cursed tower and such.

[mollyjames]

The year is 2032. All sexual content has been banned from the internet. The only way to legally jack off is now by purchasing the Marvel Rivals battlepass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

[shadeswift99]

(barely conscious, rapidly fading out) hmmmmh.......,..... Mimbo Jimbo... ..

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

[probuccalfat]

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

[toast-star]

something i think a lot of white people don't understand is that saying racist antiblack things 'ironically' 'as a joke' 'satirically' or 'as bait' is still... just being racist. as if saying 'bait used to be believable' somehow undoes the disrespect? as if pointing out that its probably a bot or a psyop nullifies the slurs? as if informing me that its a meme/copypasta/reference means you're not at fault for repeating them? as if any of this is okay? it doesn't work like that. why is the hatred and disrespect of black people acceptable background noise for you? why do you find it funny?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

[byjove]

if you’re asking AI for relationship advice, you’ve already lost. lost what? the argument, your sanity, the relationship, the house in the divorce. loser behavior.

[orthoscheme]

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[mollyjames]

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

[susandsnell]

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

[probuccalfat]

why do so many freaks go right to “there should be exams or tests before you have kids” when the real solution is better social services, robust infant and child development education that is accessible both financially and schedule/distance accommodating, and resources throughout any stage of a child’s life. genuine question like did you think about any social development before going straight to eugenics

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.