justagoober :P

[sunraysss]

Feeling like Job right now.

I don’t want new children (reincarnations of aziracrow)

I want my OLD CHILDREN (the original aziracrow)

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

WATCHING THE FINSLE RIGHT NOW, HERE ARE MY LIVE THOUGHTS

HE LOST THE DAMN CAR NO WONDER HE’S HOMELESS

METATRON IS DEAD THANK GOD

CROWLEY GOT NAPPED WTF

WOOOOOO AZI BACK ON EARTH

OH SHIT THE RECORD SHOP

NOOOOOOOOO NINA AND MAGGIE ARE GONE

READ HIM TO FILTH SANDWICH (/j i love azi but he kinda need that)

AUGGGGGGHH THEY MAKE ME ILLLL

CROWLEY PROTECTED THE SHOP AWWWWW

AZI GET YOUR HUSBANDS CAR BACK HE LOST IT FOR YOUR GODDAMN BOOKSHOP

FUCKING MONOPOLY

OUR BENTLEY MY GOD

YES USE YOUR HYPERFIXATIONS AZI HONEY

ENJOY THE HEART ATTACK

“I hate conflict…”

O MY GOD JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY

MURIEL NO LEAVE THEM ALONE SANDMAN

WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT MIKE

WAIT THAT ONE COMIC WAS RIGHT HOLY HELL

HE LOOKS LIKE THE JOKER

MURIEL LOOKS CUTE THO KINDA LOOKS LIKE MINI-BEE

WHY IS JESUS LEARNING CARDS

THE DU-PAPE IS BACK

FYM YOU AREN’T GOING TO EAT HE LITERALLY ORDERED YOUR COMFORT FOOD FIR YOU

NEVERMIND

IS GOD EVER GONNA SPEAK AGAIN I MISS HER

I KNOW MICHAEL IS SUSPICIOUS BUT I THINK THE TRAITOR IS URIEL

CONSTABLE MURIEL IS BACK

WAIT IS MURIEL X THAT GUY GONNA BE ACTUAL CANON

OH GOOD THE FOOD WON’T BE WASTED

NEVERMIND SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU URIEL

NO URIEL IM SORRY DON’T GO

NOT CANADA

THEY FOUND HIM

QUEEENNNN

AWWW

NOOO MURIEL

HOLY SHIT SHE KILLED JESUS

OH SHE’S HALLUCINATING

NO FUCKING KILL HER

THE UNIVERSE IS GONE TOO

SO THATS WHAT THE END IF THE INTRO WAS

YES MAKE UP

PLEASE DO THE DANCE

AWW

YO???

ISSAT SATAN OR LUCI

IT ISS

WHY IS HEREEEE

DID HE JUST EAT THE PEN???

YESSS NEW BOOK

HOLY SHIT IT’S GOD SHE’S ALIVE

MIKU BINDER JEFFERSON WAS RIGHT

SHE’S SO GORGEOUS

OH HE WAS THE FIRST LIAR I FORGOT

OH HE THINKS THE BEST ANGEL IS CROWLEY MY HEART

KISSS KISS KISS KIS

“WHY MAKE ME COMPLETE?” AUGGGGUHHGGUGHH IM LIKE THE MAFIA DUDE ABOUT TO HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

SORRY WAHT DON’T KILL THEM

A GRADEN BOOKSHOP AAAAAAAA

“I ONLY WANT ONE THING”

WAIT ARE WE GETTING HUMAN ENDING

“NO US” I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON

“EVER AGAIN” STOP TALKING PLEASE

YES YOU SAID THE WRONG THING

SON OF A BITCH

PLEASE NO I NEED THEM TO BE TOGETHER IN EXISTENCE

YOU HAVE THE BOOK JUST DO IT YOURSELF

KISS PROPERLY

NOOOOOOO

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SOMEONE MAKE THEM HUMAN TOGETHER

YESSS

PLEASE GET THAT SOUTH DOWNS COTTAGE PLEASE WE CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER SLOW BURN

FINALLY METATRON IS DOING SOMETHING USEFUL

AAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHHH

FUCK YOU MICHEAL

THEY GOT THE COTTAGE YEAHHHHHHHH

THEY GET OLD TOGETHER STOPPP

THE NIGHTINGALE SUNG

so im just going to pretend it doesn’t exist and cry in a corner now thanks

canon divergence is about to be my most used tag

i get why the ending was what it was but I’m not happy about it/hj

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

mkay so, SunChips shippers,

sun and eclipse

aziraphale and crowley

do you see where im going with this?

heaven is obviously the rest of the celestial family and the villains serve as hell

i just finished GO and it’s going to be on my mind for several months now

[orangeyougladtoseeme]

is eclipse gay or european or something like dat

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

quick art of the lovely Lucy Darling

[michtheclown]

My reaction to Tadc episode 8

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

SAME TWIN

[the-mcc]

Y’all ever realize how TERRIFYING TSAMS would be if they were all humans?

Like, picture this, you and your already mentally unstable brother are finally getting to be together without risking hurting each other, and you start a silly gaming channel together as a side thing from your daycare job

Then suddenly. CABOOM. You have a literal stalker who has some sort of relation with your brother. Literally a sadistic being who has kidnapped you and taken your place on multiple occasions. Not only that, he’s got two “lackeys” that are his little brothers. One he actively abuses and the other two go missing after framing you for child murd3r.

The abused one eventually comes to you and gets adopted by your family then SUDDENLY GETS BLOWN UP. Leaving him barely alive so everyone thinks he’s dead.

This STALKER just- won’t die, you’ve shot him, hit him, ran away from home, burned places down, just to escape him. And yet he always comes back.

Obviously this is mostly older TSAMS but still. Newer TSAMS would be just as horrific if they were humans. Might make this an au chat.

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

A Series of Unfortunate Events: TSAMS Edition

[goodolddumbbanana]

Its strange that i want to killer, sun and dark to kiss?

Not at all.

Poly Sun is the best, especially if it's toxic

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

A gift for @goodolddumbbanana ‘s Bounty Hunter Sun Au!

Hope you like it!

(Also this takes place after Nexus leaves and before he’s picked up by D.Sun

“Jack, you ready to go?”

Sun set down his shot glass and grabbed his bag, tossing a few guns, mini-bombs, grenades, and close combat weapons into it.

“Almost!” Jack chugged the last of his apple cider and set it on the desk before following Sun into the ball pit.

Sun pressed a few buttons on his arm and sinking with Jack into the portal, not noticing the tiny robot following them through, and they’re in the target dimension. His employer said she wanted as little casualties as possible, so he had to keep this discreet.

The pair scaled up a few floors before sneaking through an open window, knocking the nearby guards out and entering the elevator. Jack sat down with his legs crossed on the floor of the elevator, chewing on a sponge while Sun scrolled through the family group chat. Lunar and Earth were out shopping and said they wouldn’t be home for a couple hours, so he didn’t have to worry about them for a while.

DING!

Sun took out his dagger and Jack unsheathed his knife-hands in preparation, but the floor was empty.

Too empty...

“Stay on guard...” Sun whispered as the two snuck over to her bedroom and pried open the door.

And there she was.

It’s always odd when his target looks like a family member. He always had to remind himself that this isn’t his sister. He shouldn’t feel anything towards her. And yet he hesitated.

That day Sun learned.

He learned to never hesitate again.

A flash of green shot out from his left, too fast for him to retaliate, and his back hit the floor with a hard thud.

His head spun, and he tried to shove his attacker off him, but he was stuck. And then there was a crunch.

A loud, painful crunch.

Sun yelled out in pain as he felt his arm being ripped off his torso, oil oozing out onto the carpet before the weight was lifted.

Jack pounced onto Monty, ripping into his chest and tearing at his wires and looking for his core.

Sun slowly stood up, his vision blurry and consciousness fading slowly.

Damnit Sun. You’ve survived worse, finish the job.

Sun’s shaking hand reached into his bag and pulled out his gun.

BANG

Sun’s vision finally begun to fade. He finally allowed himself to rest. The job was done.

Jack frantically pressed the buttons on his arm and they disappeared.

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DCA Model V.6

Rebooting...

Rebooting...

Rebooting...

Systems online

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Sun sat up groggily before being pushed down again by a mechanical arm.

“Stay still, Sunrise. We aren’t done with repairs yet.”

Repairs? Oh, he must have passed out again. He needs to start being more careful on these missions...

“Spainard, did we get the payment yet?”

“Payment from Earth 21-18-5-19 received. Repairs complete.

Sun sighed with relief and stretched before staring down at the sleeping Jack near the repair table. He paused for a second before picking him up and carrying him through the portal home.

Once Jack was tucked in and the cats were fed, he trudged up the stairs and was prepared to flop into his bed to charge, but there were already two new bounties on his bed.

No rest for a bounty hunter apparently.

[goodolddumbbanana]

Ahhhhhhh it so good!!!!! I love it so much!!!!!;;!

Omg hehe Sun is so cool!!!! I can feel my motivation boost because of this!!!

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT! I’ll be working on the next chapters soon :D

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

A gift for @goodolddumbbanana ‘s Bounty Hunter Sun Au!

Hope you like it!

(Also this takes place after Nexus leaves and before he’s picked up by D.Sun

“Jack, you ready to go?”

Sun set down his shot glass and grabbed his bag, tossing a few guns, mini-bombs, grenades, and close combat weapons into it.

“Almost!” Jack chugged the last of his apple cider and set it on the desk before following Sun into the ball pit.

Sun pressed a few buttons on his arm and sinking with Jack into the portal, not noticing the tiny robot following them through, and they’re in the target dimension. His employer said she wanted as little casualties as possible, so he had to keep this discreet.

The pair scaled up a few floors before sneaking through an open window, knocking the nearby guards out and entering the elevator. Jack sat down with his legs crossed on the floor of the elevator, chewing on a sponge while Sun scrolled through the family group chat. Lunar and Earth were out shopping and said they wouldn’t be home for a couple hours, so he didn’t have to worry about them for a while.

DING!

Sun took out his dagger and Jack unsheathed his knife-hands in preparation, but the floor was empty.

Too empty...

“Stay on guard...” Sun whispered as the two snuck over to her bedroom and pried open the door.

And there she was.

It’s always odd when his target looks like a family member. He always had to remind himself that this isn’t his sister. He shouldn’t feel anything towards her. And yet he hesitated.

That day Sun learned.

He learned to never hesitate again.

A flash of green shot out from his left, too fast for him to retaliate, and his back hit the floor with a hard thud.

His head spun, and he tried to shove his attacker off him, but he was stuck. And then there was a crunch.

A loud, painful crunch.

Sun yelled out in pain as he felt his arm being ripped off his torso, oil oozing out onto the carpet before the weight was lifted.

Jack pounced onto Monty, ripping into his chest and tearing at his wires and looking for his core.

Sun slowly stood up, his vision blurry and consciousness fading slowly.

Damnit Sun. You’ve survived worse, finish the job.

Sun’s shaking hand reached into his bag and pulled out his gun.

BANG

Sun’s vision finally begun to fade. He finally allowed himself to rest. The job was done.

Jack frantically pressed the buttons on his arm and they disappeared.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

DCA Model V.6

Rebooting...

Rebooting...

Rebooting...

Systems online

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sun sat up groggily before being pushed down again by a mechanical arm.

“Stay still, Sunrise. We aren’t done with repairs yet.”

Repairs? Oh, he must have passed out again. He needs to start being more careful on these missions...

“Spainard, did we get the payment yet?”

“Payment from Earth 21-18-5-19 received. Repairs complete.

Sun sighed with relief and stretched before staring down at the sleeping Jack near the repair table. He paused for a second before picking him up and carrying him through the portal home.

Once Jack was tucked in and the cats were fed, he trudged up the stairs and was prepared to flop into his bed to charge, but there were already two new bounties on his bed.

No rest for a bounty hunter apparently.

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

don’t mind the eyes and mouth, this is my first time rendering and orifices are hard

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

worked on my art and got a Persephone

i think i shaded wrong but oh well

edit: why did tumblr nerf the quality

[tincan-fandomfreak]

I get the vibe your sun in drag would sing losing streak and man bro can serenade me any time

Ya I can see it

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

BRO I’M LITERALLY WORKING ON AN ANIMATIC OF THAT

[goodolddumbbanana]

My toxic dark sun X sun.... My Roman empire.... I miss them dearly

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

i need them to make each other worse so bad, with bits of genuine fluff sprinkled in

and maybe they commit dimensional genocide while they make out

[michtheclown]

Pretty man

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

SUN MARRY MEEEEEEE

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE KNOWS W GOOD DARK SUN X SUN FIC WITHOUT SMUT

IM REALLY TRYING TO READ SMOKE AND MIRRORS BUT I KNOW THE SMUT IS PROBABLY PLOT RELEVANT OR SMTH

AND ALL THE SMUTLESS ONES ARE EITHER ONESHOTS, SHORT AS HELL OR NEVER GET UPDATED

HELP

[shaaaaaadyyyy]

you ever think about the implications of NPCs in American Arcadia becoming spouses with the Arcadians?

like in the case when there’s actual romantic feelings and you have to live with the gnawing guilt that you are lying to your partner not only about who you are, but about who they are, and the millions of people watching their lives daily

also knowing there’s a chance that if they don’t stay decently popular, they’ll be taken to the edge and you’ll likely never see them again

idk just a thought