★
Today's Document
bliss lane
Misplaced Lens Cap
The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Monterey Bay Aquarium
d e v o n
Cosimo Galluzzi
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Andulka
Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
The Bowery Presents
No title available
@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.
No title available
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Germany
seen from Spain
seen from United States
@shadematt
It’s really started to be a downer only hanging out with the same 2-4 people all the time and never going anywhere...like shit ive been trying to find someone to start my life with and i cant meet anyone like holy fuck, its legit either i sit in my room all day or i go to my friends house, sit at his house and play xbox all day ffs
This banter where the whole Inquisition squad goes after Varric in the Trespasser DLC
Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting “dwarfier” by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard? Ugh, I hate caves.
Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.
Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk…
Dorian: Orleasian cafés, taverns that are too tidy, slopes of greater than 10°.
Blackwall: Also quiet, and most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.
Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldens, Nevarrans, mages, templars, the entire Merchant Guild, nugs-
Iron Bull: And slopes, uneven ground, the dark, pretty much all kinds of weather.
Cole: The smell of the sea, [Varric voice] Who made the ground vertical? Mountains covered in the dead.
Varric: Look, I have to complain or you’ll forget I’m here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.
“I ate a veggie last night… Get it?” (Nebezial)
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside
And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
The joke is millenials ever being able to afford homes.
GUYS in Movies vs. Real Life by Dan Hopper and Illustrated by Cynthia Cheng
MORE IN-DEPTH FILM ANALYSIS:
Why High School Movies Are Full of Sh*t
Why Dreams Are Always Cooler In Movies Than Real Life
The Only 10 Ways To Meet Your Soul Mate According To Movies
#related: tumblr’s understanding of men seems to come more from movies than it does from actual real life interactions with them
☝🏻️👀
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I’m bringing back the REAL post. For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting. Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything. For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you. I’m very disappointed. Please share the original because this is an important issue.
Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:
No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.
Bless the blog that brought the original back!
Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures
This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.
To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.
Maybe Sam Pepper should have watched this episode.
Even a children’s show character knows the importance of consent.
Aaaaaand I'm suppose to go to my friends wedding but I don't have a date and I don't think I like weddings from the only one I've been too..Idk I just have a feeling I wouldn't fit in
true gender equality
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
I'm back
