Time to mix drinks and change lives.

Half-French. Avid smoker. Bisexual. Went to college. Drinks a lot of beer because of her implant that allows her to drink lots of beer and not get drunk.

[foreveriallyzombified]

[foreveriallyzombified]

[vinesauce-spogooter]

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“Do you know what software you’re looking for?”

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

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*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*

[ki55ed]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

so stupid that stuff like this doesnt happen anymore

[efr-d]

Bartender

[umenodo]

1229 Season Va11-hall A

[toxictiktoks]

[kittensnax]

[jecenifo]

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[hematite2]

I legitimately fucking lose my shit at this every time it comes on my dash it’s one of my favorite NV posts

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

I found this on 4chan, who made this, I’ll give you credit then delete this

[purelyundecided]

The animation is way too fluid on this. Why is it so good?

[strawbebbynya]

@directium @prospitbound

[crunchbuttsteak]

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

[crunchbuttsteak]

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

[butiki]

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

[himborc]

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

[captainignis]

The Scout from TF2 is real and there are two of them on earth right now

[captainignis]

[dat-soldier]

well yeah? red scout and blu scout

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[vinesauce-spogooter]

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“Do you know what software you’re looking for?”

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[notreblogs]

can somebody caption this for me

[magearna]

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

I would like to know exactly how long you had to listen to this to get the transcript this accurate