I really have to admire Emily and Murph's dedication to playing any dynamic BUT a romantic couple
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I really have to admire Emily and Murph's dedication to playing any dynamic BUT a romantic couple
Emily Axford always plays the kind of characters that sound like OCs weird little girls draw and write stories about (compliment). Like.
A rebellious punk rock teenager with horns and a skateboard and a sick bass! She’s in charge of hell and has a phoenix girlfriend! And she’s got 3 whole dads!
A kick ass lady in leopard print who punches creepy guys in the streets, all while accompanied by a magical cat! (Her husband’s an angel who’s also good at punching and loves her a bunch btw)
A haunted middle aged woman. who owns a toy shop and pilots airships! She did a lot of adventuring but an evil robot bird murdered her crew and now she’s out to kill it! FOR REVENGE!
Little Red Riding Hood but she’s a werewolf! She rips bad guys apart with her teeth and claws when she’s mad! Oh and likes to play Gin Rummy with gramma
A pretty robot space outlaw with roller skates and she blows up stuff with her grenade arm cannon! She’s best friends with another robot who lives in trash!
And a superhero who was bit by a ghost bat and now she’s like a human bat who uses echolocation and flies just like a bat and she’s armed with a sick parasol and also TWO KATANAS!
Emily axford the woman that you are
All of her characters speak to my weird girl soul
episode one baby
First round of combat
You can't just steal a girl's skin, cradle her gentle in your arms AND NOT EXPLAIN
Nikki for president
playing infinity nikki is like:
“so there’s this big race war between the fluffy bunnies and the sparkle pixies over the nuke the fluffy bunnies have locked away in a train. you see, hundreds of years ago god died and the two groups both blame each other for it so they’ve been completely hostile to each other since.”
“nikki we need your help! pinchy the adorable crab has been torn to shreds by a monster! it’s a cover for the dream murderer going after the nuke we keep in our train. quick, get to choo choo station to confront the dream murderer and stop the brain death epidemic they’re spreading!”
“oh no our friend is bleeding out!!!! nikki hurry and go get some cotton and a fish so we can make bandages!”
“so i know you need to get on this train to get your friend life saving care but i don’t believe you’re a responsible person so have this fashion contest with me first”
the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)
Sci-fi: Credits?
Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?
Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?
Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?
Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.
Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?
Fantasy: Crystals!
Sci-fi: Crystals!
Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫
Fantasy: Princesses?
Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?
Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?
Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?
Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?
Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.
what nonphannies don’t understand is that it isn’t about “knowing” it’s about dnp’s queer joy and comfort level. we’re not happy bc they told us, we’re happy bc they felt comfortable and joyful enough to tell us. “knowing” has a weird power connotation. If you “knew” all along you’re trying to establish power over information that you don’t have authority on, and it takes power away from the people (dnp) telling you the information.
The thing about Krypto in the new Superman movie is that he's a bad dog. He's a good boy, he's such a good boy, he's the goodest boy ever, but he's a bad dog.
He achieves this apparent paradox by being loyal and loving but also being smart enough to know how to be a good dog and simply declining the option. He could be a good boy and follow commands any time he wants, he just doesn't want to.
Good Boy by nature, Bad Dog by choice.
Yeah
i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- “moo juice!”
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
Other highlights:
“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)
“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”
“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”
“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”
“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”
“DEMON BABY!!”
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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.
her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.
icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.
No because this is how I feel every time I think about the episode. Imagine going to a prison called The Boiling ROCK which is on quite literally a ROCK and mainly made of METAL and it's surrounded by boiling WATER and not bringing THE WATERBENDER WITH A SPECIAL INTEREST IN PRISON BREAKS AND EARTHBENDER THAT INVENTED METALBENDING TOO WITH YOU