the shy one hides his face

T, late 20s, he/him/his. nintendo has owned my soul since 2004. icon by ryker. bsky.social

[lowrespokemon]

[batsandboba]

me: hey inat i found this weird bug in the bathroom can you help me out? it’s like a moth fly thing

inat:

hm. well. can’t argue with that i guess.

[baking-potato-27]

Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[nintengu]

[skopostheorie]

[tamamita]

You've come this far, warriors. You've finally proven that you're a worthy opponent, but this is where your adventure ends! You must face us, or die trying.

[hardwrench]

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

[segamascott]

[circusheart]

On some level you have to admire how gay men will turn literally anything into an excuse to show nudes

[circusheart]

Like come on I don't want to hear about cyclosporiasis while you're jerking your dongggg

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[tarragonthedragon]

this is exactly how non kinsters sound when they jump into kink discussions to say "yeah! it's fine as long as you're all consenting adults!"

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[filmphotofranz]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[silvermoon424]

I think about this like twice a week

[grimeclown]

I work for the Marriott next to a convention center and every time theres a furry convention we get complaints about the continental breakfast having hair in it and im like what do you want me to do? Shave them? Shave the fucking furries?